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Old 04-06-2020 | 05:15 PM
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Leap year is the reason for all this nonsense. BS knew what he was talking about.
Nope, Mercury was in retrograde.
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Old 04-06-2020 | 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by velosnow
Nope, Mercury was in retrograde.
“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.”

—J. P. Morgan

Looks like Ed and company needed a VP of Astrology position
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Old 04-06-2020 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaww
“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.”

—J. P. Morgan

Looks like Ed and company needed a VP of Astrology position
Plenty of those around, couple FAs from my last trip could be senior execs!
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Old 04-07-2020 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Abouttime2fish
that same microwave everyone else is touching? You wipe it down and keep the surfaces wet for 4 min? Wear a mask and gloves while doing it? Better get a face sheiks too in case what you microwave explodes!
Is the virus that robust that it can survive being bombarded with microwave radiation? We might be sequestered longer than I thought.
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Old 04-07-2020 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by notEnuf
Is the virus that robust that it can survive being bombarded with microwave radiation? We might be sequestered longer than I thought.
Only if you like the rest of your food as rare as your bat.
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Old 04-07-2020 | 02:34 PM
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Buffalo Bat Wings mmmm......
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Old 04-08-2020 | 04:51 AM
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I blame the Three Amigos for starting this whole bat eating thing.
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Old 04-08-2020 | 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Bainite
I blame the Three Amigos for starting this whole bat eating thing.
Would you say they ate a plethora of bats?
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Old 04-08-2020 | 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaww
Would you say they ate a plethora of bats?
Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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Old 04-08-2020 | 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by charleyvarrick
Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Thank you for getting my lame joke.
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