FO: Do you like cats? I love cats.

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FO: You know, it's amazing you can hear me with that earphone on your right ear. I though we were supposed to go deaf in our right ear as copilots, then upgrade to Captain and go deaf in the left one.

FO: You know, I have to agree with the flight attendants. It's kind of B.S. that they won't make the red dress in a size 26 and higher.

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FO: I love that coffee shop in LaGuarida. What's the name of it again?

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"...And when I say all of our FAs should be young, hot, and have their hair well groomed, I'm talking about this right here."

There is a challenge. I'll see what I can do

FO: hey captain, want to make a Call Me Maybe parody video on my iPhone?

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The dirty appearance comes standard.

80ktsclamp: man I am set. Qdoba is now in concourse A. I got myself two spicy chicken with boiled spinach burritos! Just wish I could find my beano..."

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"uh oh, it's already starting..."

Wow, I just got some weird looks here at F8 in MSP for nearly spitting my coffee all over the place.

FO: I really think Adele is hot. I'd slap that thigh and ride that wave in if you know what I mean.

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