Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
12-19-2012, 08:19 PM
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I did say 12 or so months, didn't I?
^^^ 80ktsclamp
It's just like when people say, hey if you work at it hard enough and follow this simple 15 step process while you're absolutely fatigued, dazed and confused, you too could have your newborn sleeping through the night by 12 weeks! 12 WEEKS!
12 weeks????? THAT'S THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!
Yep.
Now look at me. I am a bit of an insomniac, my wife is an extreme extrovert. We ended up with 2 kids that seem to be extreme extroverts... that don't sleep.
^^^ FTB
^^^ 80ktsclamp
It's just like when people say, hey if you work at it hard enough and follow this simple 15 step process while you're absolutely fatigued, dazed and confused, you too could have your newborn sleeping through the night by 12 weeks! 12 WEEKS!
12 weeks????? THAT'S THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!
Yep.
Now look at me. I am a bit of an insomniac, my wife is an extreme extrovert. We ended up with 2 kids that seem to be extreme extroverts... that don't sleep.
^^^ FTB
12-19-2012, 08:27 PM
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I did say 12 or so months, didn't I?
^^^ 80ktsclamp
It's just like when people say, hey if you work at it hard enough and follow this simple 15 step process while you're absolutely fatigued, dazed and confused, you too could have your newborn sleeping through the night by 12 weeks! 12 WEEKS!
12 weeks????? THAT'S THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!
Yep.
Now look at me. I am a bit of an insomniac, my wife is an extreme extrovert. We ended up with 2 kids that seem to be extreme extroverts... that don't sleep.
^^^ FTB
^^^ 80ktsclamp
It's just like when people say, hey if you work at it hard enough and follow this simple 15 step process while you're absolutely fatigued, dazed and confused, you too could have your newborn sleeping through the night by 12 weeks! 12 WEEKS!
12 weeks????? THAT'S THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!
Yep.
Now look at me. I am a bit of an insomniac, my wife is an extreme extrovert. We ended up with 2 kids that seem to be extreme extroverts... that don't sleep.
^^^ FTB
I'll see what I can do about the no fly zone. After all, it prevents cancer!
12-19-2012, 08:28 PM
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12-19-2012, 08:31 PM
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You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.
But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.
See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...
Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.
Same girl.
Then comes three kids.
Same girl.
Good luck with that.
You listening Grasshopper?
[green smile face]
But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.
See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...
Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.
Same girl.
Then comes three kids.
Same girl.
Good luck with that.
You listening Grasshopper?
[green smile face]
12-19-2012, 08:37 PM
Da Hudge
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My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan. 
Before:
After:
And don't tell me anything otherwise!
Before:
After:
And don't tell me anything otherwise!
12-19-2012, 08:39 PM
Da Hudge
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You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.
But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.
See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...
Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.
Same girl.
Then comes three kids.
Same girl.
Good luck with that.
You listening Grasshopper?
[green smile face]
But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.
See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...
Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.
Same girl.
Then comes three kids.
Same girl.
Good luck with that.
You listening Grasshopper?
[green smile face]
Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh)
12-20-2012, 03:55 AM
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btw we had some good friends that had two sets of twins, all under the age of two. that's a lot of diaper changing a day.
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12-20-2012, 03:57 AM
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12-20-2012, 04:21 AM
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how did you spot that jinks? Um, 80, that's uh... well... an intriguing approach.......
Hey 80, 10 bonus points for handing your wife the wrong child to breast feed.
Greatest scene on the Office ever.
12-20-2012, 04:34 AM
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