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Old 12-19-2012 | 07:19 PM
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You know, it's just fitting that a couple of days before the world ends this gets published...

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer, best study ever says

oh to have participated in that research. But I'd been the control group, the one that doesn't get to do anything.
Old 12-19-2012 | 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
You know, it's just fitting that a couple of days before the world ends this gets published...

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer, best study ever says

oh to have participated in that research. But I'd been the control group, the one that doesn't get to do anything.
Just think of all the lives you've saved over the years though. Wonder if they'll send a "thank you" card?
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
You know, it's just fitting that a couple of days before the world ends this gets published...

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer, best study ever says

oh to have participated in that research. But I'd been the control group, the one that doesn't get to do anything.
I'm proud to have done my part, and will continue to do my part to prevent breast cancer!

Maybe the pink ribbon needs to be changed to two grabby hands?
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:09 PM
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I think I found out how to launch a UAV. Nailed it.

Old 12-19-2012 | 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
I'm proud to have done my part, and will continue to do my part to prevent breast cancer!

Maybe the pink ribbon needs to be changed to two grabby hands?
I am glad you have done your part.

But as someone mentioned a while back, with the baby coming prepare for a 12 month (maybe longer) no fly zone around that larger than before fun haven.
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mmaviator
I think I found out how to launch a UAV. Nailed it.


What was their plan exactly?
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:19 PM
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I did say 12 or so months, didn't I?



^^^ 80ktsclamp

It's just like when people say, hey if you work at it hard enough and follow this simple 15 step process while you're absolutely fatigued, dazed and confused, you too could have your newborn sleeping through the night by 12 weeks! 12 WEEKS!

12 weeks????? THAT'S THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!

Yep.

Now look at me. I am a bit of an insomniac, my wife is an extreme extrovert. We ended up with 2 kids that seem to be extreme extroverts... that don't sleep.




^^^ FTB
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I did say 12 or so months, didn't I?



^^^ 80ktsclamp

It's just like when people say, hey if you work at it hard enough and follow this simple 15 step process while you're absolutely fatigued, dazed and confused, you too could have your newborn sleeping through the night by 12 weeks! 12 WEEKS!

12 weeks????? THAT'S THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!

Yep.

Now look at me. I am a bit of an insomniac, my wife is an extreme extrovert. We ended up with 2 kids that seem to be extreme extroverts... that don't sleep.




^^^ FTB
How long is the return policy on mini-80 good for?

I'll see what I can do about the no fly zone. After all, it prevents cancer!
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
What was their plan exactly?
1. Drink lots of beer.
2. ???? (involving lawnmower hanging from parachute)
3. YEAAHH!!!!!
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:31 PM
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You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.

But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.

See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...



Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.



Same girl.

Then comes three kids.



Same girl.

Good luck with that.

You listening Grasshopper?

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