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Old 12-19-2012 | 08:37 PM
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My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan.

Before:



After:




And don't tell me anything otherwise!
Old 12-19-2012 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.

But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.

See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...



Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.



Same girl.

Then comes three kids.



Same girl.

Good luck with that.

You listening Grasshopper?

[green smile face]
I'm going to PM this to your wife on facebook. Yeah. How about that?

Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh)
Old 12-20-2012 | 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
I'm going to PM this to your wife on facebook. Yeah. How about that?

Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh)
ha. slippery slope 80, slippery slope.

btw we had some good friends that had two sets of twins, all under the age of two. that's a lot of diaper changing a day.

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Old 12-20-2012 | 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan.

Before:



After:




And don't tell me anything otherwise!

80, Are you trying to prevent cancer with Jenna? Check out the finger creeping around her right arm.

Jinks
Old 12-20-2012 | 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Jinks
80, Are you trying to prevent cancer with Jenna? Check out the finger creeping around her right arm.

Jinks
how did you spot that jinks?

Um, 80, that's uh... well... an intriguing approach.......


Hey 80, 10 bonus points for handing your wife the wrong child to breast feed.



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Old 12-20-2012 | 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid

You listening Grasshopper?

[green smile face]
I heard you about 3 am and then again at 5 am.
Old 12-20-2012 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
You know, it's just fitting that a couple of days before the world ends this gets published...

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer, best study ever says

oh to have participated in that research. But I'd been the control group, the one that doesn't get to do anything.
Why would you want to squeeze your own breasts?
Old 12-20-2012 | 06:39 AM
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Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?
Old 12-20-2012 | 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?
I don't think that will do much for preventing breast cancer.

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Old 12-20-2012 | 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?
The New England Journal of Medicine doesn't say that it doesn't. So...
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