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I wonder how many of those are the "I'll go to the 717 if I'm in the top 10%."

I'll bid the 717, but if I can move up on the 88 ill take that with its higher pay. Plus, if i stick around and we get the new cockpits I get to see an 88 shoot a curved approach intentionally.

Elvis90

03-07-2013 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1366823)

Does that one thats 4th from the left do lap dances? I'd buy a ticket on that airline... Oh waitaminnit, what am i thinking. They're all acceptable in my book of parameters.

Sex doesn't sell does it? Don't bait and switch me to a granny. I paid good money for this ticket.

I'm still very fond of girls on trampolines.

smiley

Hey - no blondes? I feel a discrimination lawsuit is appropriate!

Doug Masters

03-07-2013 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1366836)

I think we have a high, very high, chance of seeing a video of fellow employees doing the Harlem Shake. If I'm right, it may be as bad as seeing a JFK inflight crew with 20 years at Pan Am dressed like the girls you posted. :D

With our gals it would be more like a Harlem break-a-hip:)

Carl Spackler

03-07-2013 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by NERD (Post 1366342)

Why are churches tax emempt, the priests/pastors income, property taxes? Are they not a business?

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Originally Posted by GunshipGuy (Post 1366633)

Can't have it both ways...separation of church and state.

There is no such thing as "separation of church and state". Those words don't appear anywhere in our constitution. This is what actually is in our constitution's first amendment:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

Carl

maddogmax

03-07-2013 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Denny Crane (Post 1366594)

Ferd you might want to figure out how to put a shoulder harness on that business class seat!!:)

Denny

Sure wish I could un-retire and do his OE!

forgot to bid

03-07-2013 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by newKnow (Post 1366684)

The way I invest in real estate, it's obvious that I'm a "not for profit," too. :D

That's funny. My accountant said I didn't make any money this year!?

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Originally Posted by sailingfun (Post 1366677)

Churches not for profit! Now that is funny!!!!!!!

If they're breaking the law, the IRS can always hit them up for taxes or nail them for fraud.

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Originally Posted by sailingfun (Post 1366793)

It was meant to be funny not condescending. Clearly you have not watched TV on Sunday morning. Grab your checkbook and sit down and take a gander at whats on TV on any Sunday, especially if you live in the south.

Stereotype much?

I guess the church where my wife works and we attend is just trying to steal money? How about my dad, preacher for near 45 years, 30 year Navy Chaplain, stealing money? Just curious.

Carl Spackler

03-07-2013 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1366666)

No, they're not. Same reason that the ACLU, Media Matters, Ford Foundation, any number of other "community" service organizations are tax exempt also. Churches are "not for profit." Ergo, they are tax exempt.

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Originally Posted by sailingfun (Post 1366677)

Churches not for profit! Now that is funny!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by sailingfun (Post 1366793)

Poor attempt at changing the subject sailingfun and quite typical of the far left. You weren't attempting humor, you were attempting to belittle Buzz's factual post through condescension. Churches (even TV churches) are non-profits as Buzz correctly states. When one is found to be in the profit making business, they immediately lose exempt status and the leaders can go to jail.

What direction would you like to divert this debate next?

Carl

forgot to bid

03-07-2013 06:08 AM

Btw, if you're ever rich enough to own a corporate jet, pay for everything on your black amex and fly around on Delta for free! :D

scambo1

03-07-2013 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Elvis90 (Post 1366840)

Hey - no blondes? I feel a discrimination lawsuit is appropriate!

Discrimination based on what?

old age?

Trailer park inhabitants?

Swedish bikini teams?

I discriminated when I bought my tacoma.

Now if you buy a ticket on them and your flight attendants are gay, fat, or old, is that false advetising?

Elvis90

03-07-2013 06:13 AM

Hey Scambo - I'm simply partial to blondes. ;)

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