Airline Pilot Central Forums

Airline Pilot Central Forums (https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/)
-   Delta (https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/delta/)
-   -   Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta? (https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/delta/36912-any-latest-greatest-about-delta.html)

flyallnite 02-22-2014 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by Humboldt (Post 1587493)
So we have a DTW and ATL 717 base; many more 717's on the way.
Question: How many 717 destinations to/from LAX does it require to make a LAX 717 domicile worthwhile?

It all depends, how many will they base in SEA:eek:?

80ktsClamp 02-22-2014 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by JungleBus (Post 1587184)
Heh. It was a bit of a strange rumor that would have been a complete about-face for RA & Co, and I haven't heard a bit about it from anyone other than the one poster here. I think someone up the rumor chain was intending to have a bit of fun with this thread :D.

Whoever started it, it sure got around quick. That was one of the first things out of the CA's mouth on this last trip (right after "get your finger out of your nose, 80").

Purple Drank 02-22-2014 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by Gearjerk (Post 1586783)
Macallan 18

absolutely. I have a primary and a spare! :D

Boomer 02-22-2014 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1587137)

Experts are looking at building runways out of materials that don't freeze? I would suggest they consider the following materials...

Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens

Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.

The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.

His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.

I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.

One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.

Boomer 02-22-2014 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by sailingfun (Post 1587019)
NW had no trouble hush kitting theirs. I would put that up there with the internet legend about JetBlue getting free aircraft from Airbus for 3 years.

The Southwest guys thought you said "Hush Kitten" instead of "Hush Kitting"

200 of them just showed up with sledgehammers and trash bags. :eek:

forgot to bid 02-22-2014 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1587530)
Experts are looking at building runways out of materials that don't freeze? I would suggest they consider the following materials...

Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens

Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.

The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.

His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.

I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.

One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.

http://www.desmonorthwest.com/forums...s/roflmao2.gif

Timbo 02-22-2014 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by Boomer (Post 1587530)
Experts are looking at building runways out of materials that don't freeze? I would suggest they consider the following materials...

Lava
Mercury
Strontium 90
Whale blubber
Live Kittens

Of course they will need to figure out a way for aircraft to stop on those materials.

The slacker reporter says nobody ever studied the cost to heat an airport's runways? I'll do it for free using numbers provided by "Doctor Silverstein, the Chappequa Headache Doctor" in the same article.

His 7000 square foot driveway cost $25,000 to install and runs around $800.00 per 24 hours. JF'nK has 7,784,850 square feet of runway. Using the same cost structure, we're looking at $280 million to install and $890,000.00 in electricity for every day it's turned on. Or accidentally left on.

I haven't added in the cost of runway shutdowns, union labor, or buying off the environmentalists and global warming scammers.

One airport, quarter billion to install and a million per day to run it. Seems legit.

All that and you know what? They still haven't "Solved the Problem" that causes delays in snow storms, and that is to De-Ice the AIRPLANES!!

It's not the runway that is the problem!

When the De Ice crews don't show up because the roads leading to the airport are impassable, and the airplanes are covered with an inch of ice, no runway, no matter the cost, will be used. :rolleyes:

forgot to bid 02-22-2014 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1587732)
All that and you know what? They still haven't "Solved the Problem" that causes delays in snow storms, and that is to De-Ice the AIRPLANES!!

It's not the runway that is the problem!

When the De Ice crews don't show up because the roads leading to the airport are impassable, and the airplanes are covered with an inch of ice, no runway, no matter the cost, will be used. :rolleyes:

Solution, heated tires for employee's cars.

http://www.ka-bloom.org/forum/public...t/highfive.gif

Bucking Bar 02-22-2014 07:38 PM


Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1586788)
Dmmit! Looks like we are stuck with that moron! :eek:

I thought you were joking ....

Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online

Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.

forgot to bid 02-22-2014 07:46 PM


Originally Posted by Bucking Bar (Post 1587744)
I thought you were joking ....

Residents of wealthy Atlanta neighborhood plan protest against Justin Bieber moving into the area | Mail Online

Great, something else that is going to disturb Ed's sleep.

I listen to a lot of music, and I've never heard a song from that dude. Saw a video at the gym, looked like it was a remake of a 90s music video, but how in the heck does he earn enough to buy an $11M home.

And thankfully, glad it ain't around me!


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:40 PM.


Website Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands