Airline Pilot Central Forums - Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?

She unloaded on a couple Shuttle America jumbo RJ's on a crowded ramp a while back. Planes of course ended up nose to nose, and we reaped a 40 minute wait for push as a result. She kept on confusing the two callsigns and, instead of realizing that it was all her fault, she just started yelling at them and giving even more confusing instructions. It finally ended with "MERCURY XXXX and YYYY, STOP. JUST STOP."

Someone transmitted a "yikes." A few moments later a new voice appeared on the radio.

I'd laugh, if it didn't sound like Ramp 2 or 121.9.

I can't wait for the day ground in ATL doesn't tell you to swap to tower on the way out and that on the way in just proceed to your ramp and if we need you will call you unless you have a problem.

And run metering all of the time. That'd cut down on the chatter.

forgot to bid

05-07-2011 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 990588)

http://500motivators.com/plog-conten...t-im-doing.jpg

That picture says so much.

forgot to bid

05-07-2011 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by FedElta (Post 990316)

True story follows : Mod Alert:.............

So my 19 year old daughter goes to PC for spring break with her BFF and her bff's mom to stay at a friend's condo.

Two of my DAL bubba's show up minus their wives, and proceed to put their ceaseless best moves on my daughter......she had to emerg evac to get out of the situation........a long way from home.

Note to these guys : you are no longer anonymous. As much as I love a good underboob, it's different when it's your daughter.

Thanks boys,
BG

The solution:

http://www.specialforces.net/Seal_Team_6/team-6.jpg

Plus Gearjerk can help.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...Dt91spv0vw&t=1

Or me:

http://radiocontrolledhelicopter.us/...e-and-Grey.jpg

80ktsClamp

05-07-2011 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 990594)

Plus Gearjerk can help.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...Dt91spv0vw&t=1

Or me:

http://radiocontrolledhelicopter.us/...e-and-Grey.jpg

I'll bring the pain:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...77764_5264.jpg

forgot to bid

05-07-2011 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by firstmob (Post 990431)

What has happened with our compensation from Boeing because of the 787 delays?

The DOT looked into it and said we owe SWA more gates and slots in LGA and DCA to make things even.

forgot to bid

05-07-2011 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 990597)

I'll bring the pain:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...77764_5264.jpg

Serious question, did you make that?

And fwiw, I'll bring NewK:

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1304827709

And I'll pop your balloon.

forgot to bid

05-07-2011 08:07 PM

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1304827624

80ktsClamp

05-07-2011 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 990600)

Serious question, did you make that?

And fwiw, I'll bring NewK:

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/a...g?t=1304827709

And I'll pop your balloon.

I did, haha. That's my M-4 on the left, and my neighbor's AK on the right. RIP inflatable Patrick. Charlie the Pomeranian found him. That dog's mouth is where all stuffed animals and inflatable stuff go to die.

newK can play one note on the guitar and not a single girl in a 3 mile radius will still be wearing clothes. It might seem enticing at first, but EEEEVVVERYY girl loses their clothes. That's playing with fire.... and 1950's flight attendants.

tsquare

05-07-2011 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 990599)

The DOT looked into it and said we owe SWA more gates and slots in LGA and DCA to make things even.

Are you just trying to **** me off or what?

forgot to bid

05-07-2011 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tsquare (Post 990604)

Are you just trying to **** me off or what?

From time to time I tempt fate.