Airline Pilot Central Forums - Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?

I did, haha. That's my M-4 on the left, and my neighbor's AK on the right. RIP inflatable Patrick. Charlie the Pomeranian found him. That dog's mouth is where all stuffed animals and inflatable stuff go to die.

newK can play one note on the guitar and not a single girl in a 3 mile radius will still be wearing clothes. It might seem enticing at first, but EEEEVVVERYY girl loses their clothes. That's playing with fire.... and 1950's flight attendants.

My dogs dead stuffed animals are kept under our bed at my house.

hammer189

05-08-2011 03:00 AM

I got 2 quick ones to add.

What does a Delta pilot use for birth controll?... His personality!

Good one to tell the captain when he is in uniform.
What is black, 3" wide, 12" long and hangs in front of an *********? Your tie!

acl65pilot

05-08-2011 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 990575)

She unloaded on a couple Shuttle America jumbo RJ's on a crowded ramp a while back. Planes of course ended up nose to nose, and we reaped a 40 minute wait for push as a result. She kept on confusing the two callsigns and, instead of realizing that it was all her fault, she just started yelling at them and giving even more confusing instructions. It finally ended with "MERCURY XXXX and YYYY, STOP. JUST STOP."

Someone transmitted a "yikes." A few moments later a new voice appeared on the radio.

Oh the memories. Yep, you figure after ten years she would have it figured out.

alfaromeo

05-08-2011 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by hammer189 (Post 990638)

How do Delta pilots and flight attendants have oral sex? They stand on opposite sides of the cockpit and yell at each other "F### U!"

KC10 FATboy

05-08-2011 10:15 AM

Question:

I completed 75/767ER training, received the temporary FAA Airman Certificate with new types listed. Unfortunately I was immediately activated long term MLOA and now I can not meet consolidation requirements.

Do I lose the type rating?

A military friend said it happened to his buddies at another airline and the company removed the types from their certificates.

Thanks to those who respond.

beeker

05-08-2011 10:47 AM

At CAL, IOE and the first 100 hours are part of getting the type. If you don't get the hundred hours you don't get the type. For delta you would have to find out how everything is set up there.

hockeypilot44

05-08-2011 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KC10 FATboy (Post 990759)

I doubt you will lose the type. There are pilots who get a 737 type in order to apply to Southwest without ever touching the aircraft. I look at this as the same thing.

maddogmax

05-08-2011 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by KC10 FATboy (Post 990759)

You should have received your permanent certificate with the type on it. If you did not then I would get in contact with the FAA. Once you pass your type ride, you are typed in that aircraft.

Fly4hire

05-08-2011 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by alfaromeo (Post 990731)

How do Delta pilots and flight attendants have oral sex? They stand on opposite sides of the cockpit and yell at each other "F### U!"

How do you tell a Delta pilot in a room full of people? You don't - he'll tell you :rolleyes:

80ktsClamp

05-08-2011 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly4hire (Post 990833)

How do you tell a Delta pilot in a room full of people? You don't - he'll tell you :rolleyes:

How do you know that the party is half over? When he says "well that's enough about the 757, let's talk about me now."