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Old 01-17-2019, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sluggo_63 View Post
This thread reminds me of the old joke:

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldnít believe it when she asked if Iíd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

ďWow!Ē, I said, ďI donít know if I could keep pace with you now! Iím a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!Ē She giggled and said she was sure Iíd meet the challenge!

ďYeahĒ, I said, ďjust so long as you donít mind a man with a waistband thatís a few inches wider these days!Ē She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

ďAnyway, Iíve put on a couple of pounds myself!Ē she giggled... so I hung up the phone.
Man, ain't this the truth?!
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Old 01-17-2019, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76 View Post
Man, ain't this the truth?!
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
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Old 01-17-2019, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by deadseal View Post
Iím curious what drives your insecurity? You really think this dude is the TOTY? Thatís a bit dramatic donít ya think snowflake?
Ooff has kept his cool pretty well I think. Itís all the threatened old white fox pumping gaggle of geese that Flew off the handle bruh
Labeling me the snowflake. How ironic.
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Old 01-17-2019, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
You canít go denigrating women like that in todayís society!
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Old 01-17-2019, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arrENB5HZ38
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Old 01-17-2019, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by deadseal View Post
Iím curious what drives your insecurity? You really think this dude is the TOTY? Thatís a bit dramatic donít ya think snowflake?
Ooff has kept his cool pretty well I think. Itís all the threatened old white fox pumping gaggle of geese that Flew off the handle bruh
Uhhhhhh yeah, course the year is still young. You are running a pretty close second though brah.
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
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You canít go denigrating women like that in todayís society!

Not every female takes a funny quip as an insult, especially not the tough old broads!
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76 View Post
Not every female takes a funny quip as an insult, especially not the tough old broads!
Didn't you see the Whackman's eyeroll?
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Old 01-17-2019, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Didn't you see the Whackman's eyeroll?
Hey, I'm old...not blind!
I know how he feels, his post was definitely facetious!
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Old 01-17-2019, 03:40 PM
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I'd like to nominate the Delta 88 Ca, who, on a flight blocked at 1:10, made 7 long winded PAs about nothing. No, no one cares about how far south of an airport we are flying
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