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01-17-2019, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Sluggo_63
This thread reminds me of the old joke:
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
“Wow!”, I said, “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!” She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge!
“Yeah”, I said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!” She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
“Anyway, I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself!” she giggled... so I hung up the phone.
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
“Wow!”, I said, “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now! I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!” She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge!
“Yeah”, I said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!” She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
“Anyway, I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself!” she giggled... so I hung up the phone.
01-17-2019, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by deadseal
I’m curious what drives your insecurity? You really think this dude is the TOTY? That’s a bit dramatic don’t ya think snowflake?
Ooff has kept his cool pretty well I think. It’s all the threatened old white fox pumping gaggle of geese that Flew off the handle bruh
Ooff has kept his cool pretty well I think. It’s all the threatened old white fox pumping gaggle of geese that Flew off the handle bruh
01-17-2019, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
01-17-2019, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
01-17-2019, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by deadseal
I’m curious what drives your insecurity? You really think this dude is the TOTY? That’s a bit dramatic don’t ya think snowflake?
Ooff has kept his cool pretty well I think. It’s all the threatened old white fox pumping gaggle of geese that Flew off the handle bruh
Ooff has kept his cool pretty well I think. It’s all the threatened old white fox pumping gaggle of geese that Flew off the handle bruh
01-17-2019, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Woman is the only mammal that paints itself up to look like something else.
Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER
You can’t go denigrating women like that in today’s society!
Not every female takes a funny quip as an insult, especially not the tough old broads!
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