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NERD · 2012-04-16 21:25:47

Sunglasses through the epaulets? :cool:

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08-19-2012 | 11:13 AM

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N9373M

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Tool Cool

Sunglasses through the epaulets?

08-19-2012 | 11:29 AM

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mike734

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From: Ca B737

Just flew with a ex Navy guy who ALWAYS used fife, tree etc... It got really old really fast.

08-19-2012 | 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by N9373M

Sunglasses through the epaulets?

Every time I see that I cringe

08-19-2012 | 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by N9373M

Sunglasses through the epaulets?

I thought it was pronounced, "Epaleps?".

08-19-2012 | 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BTpilot

Every time I see that I cringe

Just saw it in CAE. Granted the guy did look like he'd been through the wringer, so maybe he was just too damn tired to give a ****, or he was flying with the ranting CA from the other thread ?

08-19-2012 | 01:13 PM

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3.5 hours into a transatlantic deadhead last night, and Capt Cool comes on the PA to announce we had completed the overwater portion of our flight and then listed every town with a population over 5k we'd be flying over from that point until we landed.
Nevermind that every passenger on the plane had a TV screen in front of them with an option to display a realtime GPS map of exactly where we were, and also a depiction of our flightpath to our destination. It was so much more fun to get blasted out of a coma like sleep for a 150 decibel, 5 minute recitation of the entire flightplan release.

08-19-2012 | 01:17 PM

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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .

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Originally Posted by MaxPowers

Well, without a Facebook page to worry about, he'll have plenty of time to focus on those bowel movements.

Back in the three man crew days, the definition of a Perfect Layover was:

1. Engineer gets laid
2. Copilot finds a new way to cheat the company
3. Captain takes a dump!

The three rules they teach you when you check out as an International Capt:

1. Never walk by a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Never waste a hard-on, even if you are alone!

Now, here's a guy who's even older than me, still rockin' it, old school!

Carlos Santana Feat. Everlast - Put Your Lights On - YouTube

Hey now, all you sinners...put your lights on!

I sing this on every time I descend through 180.

08-19-2012 | 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by IA1125

I'm right handed, my pen goes in my left pocket. We don't have to wear wing on our shirts, but if we did, I certainly wouldn't care if my hotel pen was on the same side.

I am the tool that is left handed and wears my pen in the wing side pocket. More so the tool because I take the pen out with my right hand...and then hand it to myself.

This will all be over once they approve my patent for my combined otterbox iphone/otterbox pen holder with belt clip.

08-19-2012 | 10:12 PM

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From: A-320 Capt

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Originally Posted by IA1125

I'm right handed, my pen goes in my left pocket. We don't have to wear wing on our shirts, but if we did, I certainly wouldn't care if my hotel pen was on the same side.

I'll buy one if I can get a "lefty" model.

TW