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Old 01-12-2013, 06:31 PM
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I just turn all my lights on right away so I don't forget. I think it ****es off the tug driver though...
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:55 PM
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Since we're talking about lights....TOTD goes to every single person that had to comment about our strobes being on...beacon MELd...NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!
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Old 01-12-2013, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by WIFlyer View Post
I just turn all my lights on right away so I don't forget. I think it ****es off the tug driver though...
I like it. Well played, Sir!
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Old 01-13-2013, 05:06 AM
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How about those poor SW F/O's!

Their arms must get really tired, turning those landing light switchs on and off all the way down final. Maybe that's why they fly such short, high and hot finals? No wonder they kill kittens when they get off the jet!
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Old 01-13-2013, 05:50 AM
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Timbo,

It keeps them busy. Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Rolf View Post
I think it's time to move from lights etiquette to the finer points of rudder pedal position for aircraft terminators. I lay awake at night, wondering if I positioned them correctly for the next crew.
The mechanic who leaves the rudder pedals all the way forward, the seat all the way back, and the seatback in the full recline position for you in the morning, after he has been, ahem, "working" on the aircraft overnight.
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by teddyballgame View Post
The mechanic who leaves the rudder pedals all the way forward, the seat all the way back, and the seatback in the full recline position for you in the morning, after he has been, ahem, "working" on the aircraft overnight.
Or how about the previous crew that does that for you too? I stand there wondering how the hell they got out of the seat much less how I am supposed to get in. I didn't realize that half the FOs at my company are god**** gymnasts.
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:07 AM
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^^This.
I've wondered that countless times.
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by exdashtrash View Post
Or how about the previous crew that does that for you too? I stand there wondering how the hell they got out of the seat much less how I am supposed to get in. I didn't realize that half the FOs at my company are god**** gymnasts.

So true.

When I think of some of the cockpit configurations I have inherited from previous crews, I'm convinced that some of my fellow pilots moonlight as circus midgets, while others have side jobs as NBA centers.
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Rolf View Post
Timbo,

It keeps them busy. Idle hands are the devil's workshop.

LOL
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