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Quote: Please tell us a joke that meets the SJW requirements.

Are we allowed to do Emo jokes anymore? Just checking.
I’m just trying to find out what’s funny, not prevent you from making funny jokes. So, what’s funny about it?
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Quote: What’s funny about it?
The fact that it triggers you. Maybe in your next contract you can get some coloring books and teddy bears put in your crew room.
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Politically incorrect (or whatever you want to call it) jokes are fine and funny to me. But hearing the same ones over and over from pilots is not.

Hurr hurr they only hire women! Must be trans! I should change my name to a female name!! Maybe put that I'm a minority on my app too! God I'm funny!!

Oh no, I'm triggered.
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Quote: Politically incorrect (or whatever you want to call it) jokes are fine and funny to me...
The non PC jokes are some of the funniest ones out there, as long as people take them for what they are. Jokes! Bill Burr is awesome
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Quote: The non PC jokes are some of the funniest ones out there, as long as people take them for what they are. Jokes! Bill Burr is awesome
Agreed. I love Bill Burr
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Quote: Mr Carr. My favorite guy that impersonates a legacy pilot half the time but is actually an RJ pilot.

Speaking of negotiated agreements for jumpseat do you have a copy of one of to share? Isn’t it just a boiler plate copy that all carriers sign for reciprocal agreements. If it is negotiated who negotiates the agreement ? The jumpseat committee on behalf of the company of vice versa?

I’ve been in the industry over 30 years so I only saw commuter pilots with chips on their shoulders when they got nicer equipment ie Jets. Back in the day everyone got along with regards to the jumpseats. But carriers like Skywest have ruined it for many. I’m glad my company has not started a CPP with Skywest. The biggest chips I’ve ever seen were on their pilots shoulders.
Well, that sure was a fine rant to hearing what you didn’t want to hear. Sorry if the truth is hard to grasp.

You have a good day.
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Quote: The non PC jokes are some of the funniest
It would change that too: Some non PC jokes CAN be the funniest. However, most non PC jokes are the kind of jokes middle schoolers say.

The offensive part about the joke is its lack of cleverness or originality. It is an insult to comedy as much as an insult to male FAs.
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Quote: The Piedmont pilot who told ground he had information "limabean" and would taxi via "foxy". No words....
That’s why he’s at Piedmont, chuckling in a RJ for $34 an hour with someone else’s logo on the side.
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Quote: Well, that sure was a fine rant to hearing what you didn’t want to hear. Sorry if the truth is hard to grasp.

You have a good day.
Where in there is a rant. You made claims about negotiated agreements for the jumpseat. Produce one. I am of the understanding from those that know how the process works is that it’s a form letter. Basically “we agree and you agree”.

As it was 30 years ago we didn’t have this pi#%ing contest we have now.

You have made many claims to be a UAL pilot but your post are never accurate for someone actually working for UAL.
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Quote: What’s funny about it?
I asked you how it is not funny, and you respond with a question. I’m still waiting for an answer to my question.
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