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#1951

PBSG , 07-15-2012 08:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by badflaps

Hmm.. What happens if they DO want to buy a bible??

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

#1952

Timbo , 07-15-2012 09:07 AM

Runs with scissors

How much for a Quaran??

;^0

#1953

Boomer , 07-15-2012 03:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

How much for a Quaran??

;^0

In that case I would hand them a Sky magazine and give them the infidel special - $4.00.

#1954

galaxy flyer , 07-15-2012 03:34 PM

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Anybody expecting Mumbai Control on HF is a TOTD. Just say "good day" to Muscat, tune the Mumbai VHF freq and wait for Mumbai on VHF.

GF

#1955

throttleweenie , 07-15-2012 07:32 PM

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Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by badflaps
Hmm.. What happens if they DO want to buy a bible??
I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

Post of the month, right there!

TW

#1956

FLowpayFO , 07-15-2012 07:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PBSG

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

You are a brilliant man.

#1957

Yuuuup , 07-15-2012 09:06 PM

Line Holder

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickt86

people who cant get the MIC out of their nose, I know a specific airline that has 90% of these clowns.

you wouldn't be talking about an airline that can't say the vowels in their call sign now are you????

#1958

gloopy , 07-15-2012 09:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PBSG

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

You sir have just earned your 5th stripe. Wear it with pride.

#1959

trafly , 07-16-2012 05:24 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp

Untool of the day:

Taxiing out of ATL last night, I changed radio 2 to guard and selected radio 1 for ground, but didn't change the transmitter from 2...

Me- "Ground Delta xxx D short of G with P...."

Voice- ONNNN GUAAARD!!!

Me- "Doh..." (changes xmitter)

Me- "Ground, blah blah blah"

Same Voice- OOONNNN GUAAARD!!!

(I frantically look down and try to figure out the problem"

Same Voice- "kidding, Delta xxx, Atlanta Ground, taxi runway 8R via taxi G and E, verify you have ATIS P"

Me- (read it back while half way laughing still) "What, you didn't hear that i have P on guard?"

.. that was a good one.

Don't ya love a funny controller? You get a good laugh AND something to think about while you are number 117 for takeoff.

#1960

Timbo , 07-16-2012 05:46 AM

Runs with scissors

Quote:

Originally Posted by galaxy flyer

Anybody expecting Mumbai Control on HF is a TOTD. Just say "good day" to Muscat, tune the Mumbai VHF freq and wait for Mumbai on VHF.

GF

Same with Luanda, just skip it but keep your lights on!