Not on Delta?

Maybe she wanted to spoon.

Hold me, Tony Danza.

Maybe she thought you were hot!

63 year old captain looks over at me and says "So, what do you think about age 67?"

Not totally toolish, but it pushed my buttons:

One leg to southern calilfornia. Flight attendants are turning and we are leaving so fo and I are in the back helping in the cabin. Capt douchnozzle goes on the flight deck and removes our crap. Mind you we were not late. He did say, thanks for helping in the back as we grabbed our stuff, so not totally douchey....but couldn't he just wait the 2.5 min? Maybe I'm the tool cuz I don't like my stuff messed with. Rant over.

"Any of you ho%#'s touch me or my stuff, I'll kill ya."

Get your crap out of there and let the FA (s) do their job. He was a tool for touching your stuff though. Let's call it a push.

Fly 'til you die. What retirement?

Or better yet, die while you fly.