Why is there no ice machine on this floor? Who has been making grilled cheese sandwichs with the iron?

How nasty is this coffee maker?
What room was I in again?
Will my drain be clogged?
What is Mario Lopez selling this week on Extra?

If I turn on my TV at home and see Mario ‘Dimples’ Lopez on it I’ll know I’ve died and gone to hell.

Why can't ESPN have a universal channel number? Too many times I get to the room, flip to a channel thinking its ESPN but on commercials, and when I come out of the bathroom it's HGTV. AAARRGGGHHH!

Ever notice that HGTV loves to slip in the diverse couples. Nothing like getting a lecture on living together when you are looking for flooring.

I'd be happy if half the channels weren't ESPN.

The days highlights are all I'm asking for, not cricket matches in Botswana or dodge-ball tournaments in Costa Rica, so yup.

Most niche channels get more diverse advertising dollars.

I can't get enough of The Ocho.

I'd trade half the channels for a sleep timer on all remote controls.