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10-15-2014 | 10:25 PM
#7201
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CCB for VP of Flight Ops
10-16-2014 | 07:09 AM
#7202
MK Ultra Candidate
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From: Prime Leader of Boko Harumph
A few years back, we were flying along at 390, I was in rare form, after a reflow cornholing, I was streaming a nonstop diatribe that covered everything I considered jacked up in the industry/country from Anita's physiological impossibilities, to Obamas inability to whoop a few cavemen, I stopped for a breath and looked at the F/O and he looked at me, then we both looked at RTU 1 and saw the damming transmit symbol illuminated. I had just spent the previous 5 minutes informing the entire airline industry my position on life in the airline business. I touched the switch and the radios came back to life, ATC simply stated "I guess we all know how you feel, now". There were lots of f-bombs, and anatomical impossibilities described. Oh well better than keeping it bottled up, eh?
10-16-2014 | 08:14 AM
#7204
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A few years back, we were flying along at 390, I was in rare form, after a reflow cornholing, I was streaming a nonstop diatribe that covered everything I considered jacked up in the industry/country from Anita's physiological impossibilities, to Obamas inability to whoop a few cavemen, I stopped for a breath and looked at the F/O and he looked at me, then we both looked at RTU 1 and saw the damming transmit symbol illuminated. I had just spent the previous 5 minutes informing the entire airline industry my position on life in the airline business. I touched the switch and the radios came back to life, ATC simply stated "I guess we all know how you feel, now". There were lots of f-bombs, and anatomical impossibilities described. Oh well better than keeping it bottled up, eh?
I agree with the need to just get it out and at least it wasn't wasted on just one person!
10-16-2014 | 08:19 AM
#7205
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From: Another RJ FO
A few years back, we were flying along at 390, I was in rare form, after a reflow cornholing, I was streaming a nonstop diatribe that covered everything I considered jacked up in the industry/country from Anita's physiological impossibilities, to Obamas inability to whoop a few cavemen, I stopped for a breath and looked at the F/O and he looked at me, then we both looked at RTU 1 and saw the damming transmit symbol illuminated. I had just spent the previous 5 minutes informing the entire airline industry my position on life in the airline business. I touched the switch and the radios came back to life, ATC simply stated "I guess we all know how you feel, now". There were lots of f-bombs, and anatomical impossibilities described. Oh well better than keeping it bottled up, eh?
10-16-2014 | 08:32 AM
#7206
MK Ultra Candidate
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From: Prime Leader of Boko Harumph
Don't even start me on 117 extensions!
Last edited by ClickClickBoom; 10-16-2014 at 08:44 AM.
10-16-2014 | 08:34 AM
#7207
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From: OO RJ FO
Quote:
Originally Posted by rcfd13
I still can't decide if you'd be hilarious, or a pain in the ass to fly with. Someone who has flown with CCB needs to chime in to settle this debate.
It can be either, mostly its the mind numbing boredom that is flying the line. Most of the time I spend my time in cruise quietly staring at the sun, trying to burn my retnas out so I can lose my medical and get a cool Labrador seeing eye dog.
Originally Posted by rcfd13
I still can't decide if you'd be hilarious, or a pain in the ass to fly with. Someone who has flown with CCB needs to chime in to settle this debate.
It can be either, mostly its the mind numbing boredom that is flying the line. Most of the time I spend my time in cruise quietly staring at the sun, trying to burn my retnas out so I can lose my medical and get a cool Labrador seeing eye dog.
10-16-2014 | 09:19 AM
#7208
Line Holder
Joined: Apr 2011
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You're on a roll, man!
10-16-2014 | 10:16 AM
#7209
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Along the lines of CCM's great post, one of the better stories I came across happened to a buddy of mine. Came home one day freaking out that he had something.
I asked what was up, he said "I didn't have a rubber so I backdoored her."
"You realize that's the best hole to catch a disease out of right?"
"Yeah. But aside from getting AIDS, a STD is better than knocking a FA up."
I died laughing, but he made a good point.
I asked what was up, he said "I didn't have a rubber so I backdoored her."
"You realize that's the best hole to catch a disease out of right?"
"Yeah. But aside from getting AIDS, a STD is better than knocking a FA up."
I died laughing, but he made a good point.
10-16-2014 | 12:24 PM
#7210
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From: Right Seat Spouse
A few years back, we were flying along at 390, I was in rare form, after a reflow cornholing, I was streaming a nonstop diatribe that covered everything I considered jacked up in the industry/country from Anita's physiological impossibilities, to Obamas inability to whoop a few cavemen, I stopped for a breath and looked at the F/O and he looked at me, then we both looked at RTU 1 and saw the damming transmit symbol illuminated. I had just spent the previous 5 minutes informing the entire airline industry my position on life in the airline business. I touched the switch and the radios came back to life, ATC simply stated "I guess we all know how you feel, now". There were lots of f-bombs, and anatomical impossibilities described. Oh well better than keeping it bottled up, eh?
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