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10-15-2014 | 01:14 PM
#7191
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Joined: Oct 2012
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Blocking my posts would be a fine start, Oh, wizard of the interwebs. The only thing you are probably doing is applying "product", shellac or whatever that crap is that you put in your hair so you look like you just woke up. Newsflash the F/A population, especially the younger ones, have quite a few, who's primary goal is to snag a husband or baby daddy. One of the things that being here for awhile is it allows one to watch behaviors. I have watched numerous F/As troll for F/Os, because many of the Capts that aren't hooked up with F/As are wise to the scam. One of the guys I flew with decided that the regular F/A he was flying with and hung out with was pretty cool and started banging her on a regular basis, problem occurred when he knocked her up and his wife was served his paternity paper work. He came home to his stuff out on the driveway and ended up with 800.00 monthly child support and what amounts to adjustable alimony. The judge wanted to make sure his wife got her share of his upgrade money...
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
10-15-2014 | 01:15 PM
#7192
MK Ultra Candidate
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,167
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From: Prime Leader of Boko Harumph
I don't normally post on here, but this is pretty funny. Sad thing is, it's kind of true. I try to explain this to FOs I fly with when they tell me about the FAs they've hooked up with. Doesn't seem to deter them though, so I figure, they'll just have to figure it out for themselves.
The sad thing is these guys, who were really laughed at in the school cafeteria spend a few years post grad geeking out on airplanes, and boom, they are instant chick magnets, what changed? They stopped eating boogers and having phone holsters? Newsflash, I can look to the right and see you guys picking your nose and eating the boogers when the sun is down, its called instrument lighting. And that phone belt holster, while ever so practical is a sign. So what is the big change that attracts the chicks(F/As) like flies to a fresh dropping? Money, or the potential for the paycheck, spend a few years banging the brains out of some clueless booger eater, get knocked up and a couple of kids, and bam he goes away for 4 days, and Biff, the high school sweetheart and UPS delivery guy drops by the house and delivers a few packages during the week while you overnight in CYEG.
Last edited by ClickClickBoom; 10-15-2014 at 01:25 PM.
10-15-2014 | 04:42 PM
#7193
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,413
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You have described life at most airlines, not just Sky West.
Blocking my posts would be a fine start, Oh, wizard of the interwebs. The only thing you are probably doing is applying "product", shellac or whatever that crap is that you put in your hair so you look like you just woke up. Newsflash the F/A population, especially the younger ones, have quite a few, who's primary goal is to snag a husband or baby daddy. One of the things that being here for awhile is it allows one to watch behaviors. I have watched numerous F/As troll for F/Os, because many of the Capts that aren't hooked up with F/As are wise to the scam. One of the guys I flew with decided that the regular F/A he was flying with and hung out with was pretty cool and started banging her on a regular basis, problem occurred when he knocked her up and his wife was served his paternity paper work. He came home to his stuff out on the driveway and ended up with 800.00 monthly child support and what amounts to adjustable alimony. The judge wanted to make sure his wife got her share of his upgrade money...
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
10-15-2014 | 05:08 PM
#7194
Banned
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,934
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From: EMB 145 CPT
Sorry, should've mentioned I was talking about the 145. For example, assuming no tailwind, I capture the GS at 10K and 250KIAS, wait until 10NM from the threshold, and have it configured, spooled up, stabilized at 1000ft without having to use speed brakes, just extending flaps on schedule and gear at 200. It's a draggy aircraft and slows down pretty fast.
10-15-2014 | 05:42 PM
#7195
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 452
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From: Right Seat Spouse
CCB says..."""Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin."""
10-15-2014 | 06:46 PM
#7196
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 437
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From: OO RJ FO
Skywest
Where is ClickClickBoom based? I wanna fly with him
10-15-2014 | 07:22 PM
#7197
On Reserve
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 12
Likes: 0
From: T-6 IP
Nothing wrong with a little day drinking, CCB, I wrote my best best Master's papers after a few glasses of Scotch. Sounds like you write some of your best posts whilst day drinking.
10-15-2014 | 08:52 PM
#7199
Gets Summer Off
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 667
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From: AA
The last few pages make me miss you guys. That's pretty funny.
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