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Old 09-19-2024 | 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by 11atsomto
customer service is large part of the airline industry, but as a workgroup we spend very little time with the customer......I'd say a customer experiences 75% inflight, 20% gate agent......less than 5% pilots just slightly above ramp.....

That being said there is a segment of our clientele (mostly in Europe and Asia) that notices how "professional" crews look when walking through the airport. It seems to me however that "professional" is a code word for attractiveness of the mostly female FA's.

All this notwithstanding, if you go to a Uniform fitting....DON'T stand up and walk around like the people will encourage you to do ......rather, SIT DOWN. Then do things like reach forward, raise your arms, and try to mimic getting in and out of a 737 seat.....because that's what you will be doing most of the time in the uniform.
To bad I couldn't come up with a way to simulate doing a run through IAH or ORD to catch a deadhead/commute..........I mean when my midsection becomes all moist...am I going to have pick my front wedgie in middle seat in economy plus.......these are the things that I want in a uniform......if I look "professional" great but if not oh well.....I got you to where it says in the ticket.
If you fly the Airbus, walking around might be more appropriate 😜😜
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Old 09-19-2024 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by JackReacher
If you fly the Airbus, walking around might be more appropriate 😜😜
I’m just imagining a bunch of airbus pilots in the fitting room sitting down practicing opening and closing an imaginary tray table. While the 737 pilots pretend to be hitting their heads on the overhead all while in the new uniform. And then a bunch of widebody pilots sleeping on a couch with the new pants.
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Old 09-20-2024 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by md11pilot11
I’m just imagining a bunch of airbus pilots in the fitting room sitting down practicing opening and closing an imaginary tray table. While the 737 pilots pretend to be hitting their heads on the overhead all while in the new uniform. And then a bunch of widebody pilots sleeping on a couch with the new pants.
LOL! Spot On!

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Old 09-20-2024 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by md11pilot11
I’m just imagining a bunch of airbus pilots in the fitting room sitting down practicing opening and closing an imaginary tray table.
As well as walking into the cockpit and easily sliding their flight bag to the side of the seat, comfortably strapping their roller bag in, etc.
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Old 09-20-2024 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by md11pilot11
I’m just imagining a bunch of airbus pilots in the fitting room sitting down practicing opening and closing an imaginary tray table. While the 737 pilots pretend to be hitting their heads on the overhead all while in the new uniform. And then a bunch of widebody pilots sleeping on a couch with the new pants.
Remove the tray table part and you kinda just described a few CPOs I've walked into when the weather has gone to pieces and all the commuters have nowhere else to go ...
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Old 09-22-2024 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbosina
Remove the tray table part and you kinda just described a few CPOs I've walked into when the weather has gone to pieces and all the commuters have nowhere else to go ...
There’s ALWAYS somewhere else to go, just depends on how ******* cheap someone is.
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Old 09-22-2024 | 01:45 PM
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I ordered mine over the phone

https://youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?si=3VLcjlf3z4EF8AjF
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Old 09-22-2024 | 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Pilot4000
LOL!!!

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Old 09-23-2024 | 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 11atsomto
customer service is large part of the airline industry, but as a workgroup we spend very little time with the customer......I'd say a customer experiences 75% inflight, 20% gate agent......less than 5% pilots just slightly above ramp.....

That being said there is a segment of our clientele (mostly in Europe and Asia) that notices how "professional" crews look when walking through the airport. It seems to me however that "professional" is a code word for attractiveness of the mostly female FA's.

All this notwithstanding, if you go to a Uniform fitting....DON'T stand up and walk around like the people will encourage you to do ......rather, SIT DOWN. Then do things like reach forward, raise your arms, and try to mimic getting in and out of a 737 seat.....because that's what you will be doing most of the time in the uniform.
To bad I couldn't come up with a way to simulate doing a run through IAH or ORD to catch a deadhead/commute..........I mean when my midsection becomes all moist...am I going to have pick my front wedgie in middle seat in economy plus.......these are the things that I want in a uniform......if I look "professional" great but if not oh well.....I got you to where it says in the ticket.

Most useful post on the entire thread. Didn't think about it, but will certainly do it at my fitting.👍🏿👨🏿‍✈️
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Old 09-26-2024 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by KSwift76
Most useful post on the entire thread. Didn't think about it, but will certainly do it at my fitting.👍🏿👨🏿‍✈️
I made sure to pretend to step over the passenger in 4B on the 757.

On another note, did the IAH crews pick out the belt buckle? It’s an enormous buckle that I am sure will set off metal detectors.
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