Things I learned from CAL F/A's
06-25-2014 | 08:21 AM
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Getting close to landing the FA was in the cockpit as the other pilot was on a potty break and the FA asks me how the weather is. I told her "Its good except the visibility is down to 3 miles"
Her response "Can the human eye even see something three miles away?"
I respond "You can see the moon can't you"?
She says "Oh ya. I guess you're right"
Her response "Can the human eye even see something three miles away?"
I respond "You can see the moon can't you"?
She says "Oh ya. I guess you're right"
06-25-2014 | 09:55 AM
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I had one say "I should make more money than you. You only fly the 767 while I fly the 737, 747, 777, 787...."
I thought about saying "we could replace you with a coke machine", but I decided that would be too mean.
(OK...just having a little fun here. I really like our F/A's)
I thought about saying "we could replace you with a coke machine", but I decided that would be too mean.
(OK...just having a little fun here. I really like our F/A's)
06-25-2014 | 11:26 AM
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-United F/A's don't want to work efficient trips (Ever check the seniority of the 3 day trips to China? Those folks have been around since the Nixon administration.)
06-25-2014 | 11:30 AM
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Funny. That one actually started at delta.... The "Delta wives Club" .... Separating our untrusting hubby's from the, shall we say, "floozys" in the back.
Too bad all the crews from all the bases stay at same hotel while international ... Often with another 2-4 addionational airline crews.
Too bad all the crews from all the bases stay at same hotel while international ... Often with another 2-4 addionational airline crews.
06-25-2014 | 11:41 AM
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This is actually a good exercise in unity.
Something we can all agree on....F/A's say some funny stuff!
Go back to lurking until you find your sense of humor!
06-25-2014 | 11:48 AM
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I saw it for what it was, another bash of L-Cal. A common theme of this board. That is some unity exercise. Where is my pin again?
06-25-2014 | 01:02 PM
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You guys are sooooooo sensitive.
Go tell it to Oprah. Bring your tissue box.
Geez...
06-25-2014 | 01:12 PM
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The question "Can the human eye see something three miles away" to me is a fundamental lack of understanding of how the eye (a passive system) works. Since you can see light from stars that are millions of light years away, I can't imagine an educated person actually thinking this, let alone saying it out loud.
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