...with cord wrapped 7 times around the window shade bracket impeding my fat a** from expeditiously evacuating said guppage window

Because...

There are no boogers on the yolk.
There are no dip cups in the cup holder.
There aren't Jepps pages on the clip board.

Feel free to play along.

Yolk: Yellow center of an egg.

Yoke:

1. a harness for draft animals and farm equipment.

2. a control wheel for an aircraft. ;)

Well, duh..I was obviously talking about his leftovers from his hard boiled eggs.

So you are saying we are draft animals because of the Yoke?

That is about how I feel half the time.

That's my point exactly!

This.

Happens all the time. *** are these morons thinking?

Almost as bad a a long PUJ layover !! Had to be carried away from the place on a Gurney !!

two comments. one. from left seat, i just LOVE spending three day trips with "isn't life wonderful" rose-colored glasses new guys who keep yapping about how great everything is. two. there is never any "get over it". learn your history in whatever profession you choose to follow. this profession has a history. listen up. and fyi, to those new to this racket, all airline workers for decades kept note (seriously and in jest) of the different groups. allegheny. pan am. psa. northwest. and on and on. there will be talk here until 2040 about south and north. get over it yourself. it's how we humans are.

Its not rose colored glasses. It really is better on a life-altering scale than where many of us have been. You just don't realize it, because you haven't been trying to keep your nose above the surface of a river of fecal material for the last fifteen years. As bad as it was, and I understand it was quite bad, it was better than the best non-major gig.


"He must be a King or something.
How can you tell?
He's not covered in $#!t."