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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Hank Kingsley
I make up bases all the time in PAs. Never been questioned. El Segundo works.
I would think Spanish Harlem or Compton would be cool.
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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:09 AM
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I think it's time we create together the:

Airline Pilot Central Delta Wing, Things You Shall Not Mention in a PA

1. "Altimeter setting is..."
2. "Total carrier traps..."
3. "Flew war time missions in peace time"
4. "I am known for taking excellent care of my aircraft, my flight crew and my passengers."
5. "Thunderstorm"
6. "Tornado"
7. In cruise: "Look out your window..."
8. "We have been intercepted" or "we are being intercepted again"
9. "Captain Kangaroo"
10. "****"
11. "*****es get stitches" just write the asap
12. "Runway (##) left" "right" "center"
13. "This is my first officer's first flight..."
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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I think it's time we create together the:

Airline Pilot Central Delta Wing, Things You Shall Not Mention in a PA

1. "Altimeter setting is..."
2. "Total carrier traps..."
3. "Flew war time missions in peace time"
4. "I am known for taking excellent care of my aircraft, my flight crew and my passengers."
5. "Thunderstorm"
6. "Tornado"
7. In cruise: "Look out your window..."
8. "We have been intercepted" or "we are being intercepted again"
9. "Captain Kangaroo"
10. "****"
11. "*****es get stitches" just write the asap
12. "Runway (##) left" "right" "center"
13. "This is my first officer's first flight..."
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15.
16.
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19.
20.
Everytime someone says, "Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight," an angel loses its wings.
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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by GogglesPisano
Everytime someone says, "Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight," an angel loses its wings.
I️ really did laugh out loud
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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:50 AM
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I heard a good version of sit back and relax. Captain said “you can either sit back and relax or sit upright and be uncomfortable. We are about to leave either way. Enjoy the flight.”
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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:54 AM
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14. Uhhh,
15. Apologizing for delay when its weather. (Apologize for things we COULD have done better, e.g. Mx, crew shortages)
16. The phrase "welcome aboard" anytime after takeoff, especially at cruise 30 minutes into the flight when seat belt light comes off
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Old 08-12-2018 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Planetrain
14. Uhhh,
15. Apologizing for delay when its weather. (Apologize for things we COULD have done better, e.g. Mx, crew shortages)
16. The phrase "welcome aboard" anytime after takeoff, especially at cruise 30 minutes into the flight when seat belt light comes off
And when did “welcome aboard” change to “welcome onboard?” WTF?

It’s like when a reporter calls our company an “airliner.” Or we’re stuck on a “runway” for hours.

Or thinks “aircrafts” is actually a word.

Grinds my gears.
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Old 08-12-2018 | 12:36 PM
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Don't forget to throw in a couple "meows" to see if they are really listening.
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Old 08-12-2018 | 02:01 PM
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Not talking would solve all these problems.
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Old 08-12-2018 | 02:04 PM
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21. Fire
22. Lost
23. Genitals
24. Boeing

All words that make passengers nervous.
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