Is that the size 28?

She can vault my pole... eh?? EH???? EHH???!?

and another olympic hottie australian pole vaulter....


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The Hoser in me really loves the winter games but since ice melts this time of year I'll share some Olympic field hockey....

An Argentinian in Great Britain, hmm....

Side hockeyboob anyone???


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Alex, I'll take Falklands War for 200...

What is "getting your port taken by Royal Marines?"

Apparently this chic rides a bike for England. She makes my mojo hot and bubbly baby! Ride on hot English chic with nice teeth. May you fall off your bike and be rescued by a DAL pilot somewhere near the Gloucester tube stop.

Boomer, I have to dedicate this great olympic athlete to you. You may have fallen off your bike but look at what a big league biker looks like. See you soon Boom Boom Boomer. May you soon hear the famous line, "Welcome to the Big Show".


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Why thank you. I haven't been dedicated for some time. Wait... did I say that right?

What's the difference between a good flight attendant and a great flight attendant?


A good one says good morning Captain.

A great one rolls over, kisses you on the cheek and says it's morning Captain.


This last chic will be Boomer's first Kew Gardens flight attendant.

What's the difference between a flight attendant and an airplane?

Not everyone has ridden an airplane!!!!



OK, goodnight. I'm outta beer. Don't forget to tip your waitress.