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Originally Posted by hoserpilot (Post 1236560)

What's the difference between a flight attendant and an airplane?

Not everyone has ridden an airplane!!!!

OK, goodnight. I'm outta beer. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a FA? After dropping a load in in the washing machine it will not follow you around for 2 months.

This is pretty frikkin funny. You'll never watch our safety video again the same:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...B6Lml2n74p1yAg

One more Olympic themed joke

Why does Mexico not send any athletes to the olympic's?

Because all the mexican's that can run, jump and swim... Are already in the United States.

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1236771)

This is pretty frikkin funny. You'll never watch our safety video again the same:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...B6Lml2n74p1yAg

That was frickin' classic!

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1236771)

This is pretty frikkin funny. You'll never watch our safety video again the same:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...B6Lml2n74p1yAg

That Nickelback part was awesome.

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1236771)

This is pretty frikkin funny. You'll never watch our safety video again the same:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...B6Lml2n74p1yAg

"Are you aware you're an interracial couple?"

"MmHmm...I'll have the soup."

Nearly spit beer on the computer after that one.

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Originally Posted by orvil (Post 1236758)

I watched this with my wife in the room. I will be doing honeydo's the rest of the afternoon. It was worth it. Thanks.

No kidding. I was just on my way out of the house when I clicked on that. Now somehow 20 minutes has gone by and I know more about Bulgarian sprinters than I ever thought I would :D Sometimes I don't hate the internet black hole time warp

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 1236771)

This is pretty frikkin funny. You'll never watch our safety video again the same:

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...B6Lml2n74p1yAg

HA HA!!!!

That was great!

Deserves a medal, or six, unlike Phelps.

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/O...UaqtUOnhxl.jpg

For IcrewMax users. Does checking your schedule on icrewmax satisfy the requirement for the section of the PWA that states that a reserve pilot must check his schedule either DBMS or VRU upon block in from the last leg of a rotation? I checked it after blocking in and nothing showed up. I got a 404 call an hour later and am trying figure out if I need to return the call.

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Originally Posted by Delta1067 (Post 1236832)

Have a friend check it for you.

I don't use icrewmax but if you look at your schedule and it's blank, it's blank. imho.

They know btw when you checked and the union can verify it to. I had it happen recently when they forgot to notify me of a trip assignment. Flat out forgot. I was coming off an X day so I checked the schedule at 11, then at 3:45 and not again til the next morning. At 8pm they had put a trip on my schedule but never notified me. When I called the union I said I had checked at 3:45, Curtis looked at it and said "yep, you checked it at 3:46..." Sure enough I was right, they had forgotten and the trip was dropped.