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hockeypilot44 03-24-2015 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1848892)
Long sleeves...check

I do everything by the book, but ends up being completely nonstandard...check

Hits on flt att.s who are half his age...check

Stands in the door to tell HVCs their bags have to be checked...check

When you go out to dinner he pulls money out of the kitty...check

Gives unsolicited flt training on how his techniques are procedure...check

Hasn't been in the sun in five years...check

Wears his uniform pants and shoes out on the layover...check

That guy? Feel free to add to the list.

The captain that brags about how much money he has from a business of some sort and how he does this job just for fun. Captain doesn't buy a beer all trip. I then check his schedule to see he is flying 20 days that month thus leading me to believe he is full of ****.

The captain that flies 7 of the 12 legs for the trip by splitting the first turn then going by 2's to make sure he gets an extra leg.

iaflyer 03-24-2015 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1848892)
Long sleeves...check

I do everything by the book, but ends up being completely nonstandard...check

Hits on flt att.s who are half his age...check

Stands in the door to tell HVCs their bags have to be checked...check

When you go out to dinner he pulls money out of the kitty...check

Gives unsolicited flt training on how his techniques are procedure...check

Hasn't been in the sun in five years...check

Wears his uniform pants and shoes out on the layover...check

That guy? Feel free to add to the list.

You know, Timbo's standing right behind you. He can hear you. :D

Can I add one? Complains about how expensive the brake job on his Ferrari is. (no joke, I flew with a guy here who did)

scambo1 03-24-2015 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by iaflyer (Post 1848897)
You know, Timbo's standing right behind you. He can hear you. :D

The only reason he's standing behind me is because we're getting ready to go down an escalator.:D

Timbo 03-24-2015 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1848900)
The only reason he's standing behind me is because we're getting ready to go down an escalator.:D

Captain Rules:

1. Never trust a fart

2. Never walk past a men's room

3. Never waste a hard-on, even if you're alone

4. NEVER step off the curb, or go down an escalator, in front of your Copilot! :eek:

5. Always bring your dental floss and toe nail clippers for those long all nighters.

duder 03-24-2015 06:55 PM

Tells the same story 4 days in a row....check.

Wears the same shirt 4 days in a row....check.

Timbo 03-24-2015 06:58 PM

Gives you an IOE on every leg, even though you've been on the airplane longer than he has... check.

1Bob 03-24-2015 07:47 PM

Who in the $#*& did the Credit Union get to do their software upgrade, Krusty the Clown?

Public Service Announcement

For those who haven't gone through the upgrade yet and use Quicken, as part of the process you have to change your user name and password [don't ask me]. DO NOT change your user name and password in Quicken. The system Quicken uses to access your accounts and Online Banking are separate. The upgrade is not simultaneous. I'm not sure if this is actually classified since THE $#*&ING CREDIT UNION DOESN'T BOTHER TO TELL ANYONE :mad:

I've spent far too much time un$#*&ing things since this upgrade. The last time I called, the rep couldn't even find my accounts until going for help :eek:. I'm done. I just opened accounts with a hometown credit union.

badflaps 03-24-2015 08:18 PM

Too bad you guys missed the cigar and pipe troopers. Rough when the Co. told the girls to go up to the cockpit to smoke.... Seems unreal now.

n9810f 03-24-2015 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by qball (Post 1848072)
Just flew a charter and our coordinator said yes on 10- 75's plus a possible 11th for a spare. He said starting late next fall FWIW

What about the loose talk of the ex-Shanghai 757-200's? They just parked their last one and they were the last ones off the Renton line before Mullaly tried to show his dick to Stonecipher and ordered the line closed.

satchip 03-25-2015 02:21 AM

My "That Guy" is a minor one. PA Resume giver, non reader, chatty Cathy. Not a bad guys at all just not what you need on long days.


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