Those things are like 10% turkey/cheese and 90% bread. I have to drink 3 of our mini waters to keep it from lodging in my throat. I bet if you threw five of those things in a pool you could walk across. I think of all those times I turned down items in the first class basket. I was such a fool.

Sadly the SNL skit isn’t on YouTube, but the line went like this:

TSA Instructor: “Can anyone give me an example of a liquid or gel?”

Student 1: “Turkey Sandwich!”

Instructor: “Sorry, that is not a liquid or a gel.”

Student 2 (sheepishly): “Well... what if you put it in a blender?...”

Bread product.

Mechanically separated turkey, processed cheese food, and bread product.:D

...and yellow dye #5. Everything a growing body needs.

Think positively, you will never age.

SNL is nothing more than leftist propaganda meant to influence you (aka, mind control). Anyone with half a brain can see through their BS.

It's a comedy show. You don't watch comedy to be informed. You do know that comedy is not news, RIGHT?

You don't watch Game of Thrones to learn about the middle ages. It's called fiction.

They are pretty left leaning, but sometimes a skit is just a skit. That one about the TSA was pretty funny. I was
able to watch it without wanting to donate to Howard Dean’s comeback campaign.

Buh..Bye. Pure gold