Hmm... that is quite the problem, caller. All that shiny gold has been known to attract females, pirates, bears, and- unfortunately- the occasional honey badger. I hear they really don't give a poop.

While there is no known cure to gold diggers, might I suggest wielding the power of all that gold to attract the elusive "large breasted awesomely hot female." While difficult to track and even more difficult to tame, I believe all of that shiny gold can be put to good use in keeping it distracted from your lack of benjamins.

http://www.ofcelebrity.net/photos/salma-hayek-3.jpg


As an aside, might I suggest cashing your next paycheck in ones and telling the banker to "MAKE IT RAIN, FOOL?"

DELTA Atlanta – Paris CDG reduces from 2 to 1 Daily eff 01JUN12

meanwhile:

AIRFRANCE Paris CDG – Atlanta capacity increased, 1 of 2 Daily service operated by 3-class Boeing 777-300ER, replaces 3-class -200ER from 21MAY12

"winning" :rolleyes:

Cheers
George

Hello 80,

My wife has caught me looking (ok staring) at pictures of Selma Hayek and she always says the same thing....."Those aren't real, you know."

I never say anything, but I know I somehow always manage to look at her then raise my eyebrow in a way that says, "You know, I don't really care." It's more of a reflex than anything else. After that, she gives me the silent treatment for a few hours.

I like talking to my wife, but I like Selma, too. Is there a cure or treatment for my eyebrow response?

Signed,
Mesmerized

Considering the video just posted of you, I don't believe there is any cure for the natural newK "look." Wish I had better news.

http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-...0516201033.jpg

Happy motorboating!

Damn.....

What am I gonna do? :)

I call you the ultimate ladies man and you go all sad panda on me? for shame!

http://data.whicdn.com/images/960716...jpg?1304972111

Ok. I'll just have accept the fact that I'm incurable.

Thank's 80, for forcing me to accept the truth.

He he he he he. I wish I wasn't doing am flying. ;) miss the clamp show.

Calling all fellow "overpaid" Delta tightwads!

See a soldier in line with you at whatever unhealthy airport fast food location you're at? why not buy their lunch or dinner? They're probably going back to the desert and missing Christmas. It's not a lot of money, otherwise you wouldn't be there, so buy it. It's worth the gesture.

We can do this!

Call it Operation Ferd's Underboob.

AND...at Starbucks, and offer to let them use your cellphone to call home if they want to.

I met an Army guy on the train who missed his connection and was worried about missing his ride (he was on his way home from Iraq) so I gave him my cell phone and said, "Call everyone you need to, I'll wait."