If their both empty, how are they different... Uhmm... is the joke related to grammar?

 

Reminds me of the Blonde Comedienne.

She kept blowing the punch-line.

 

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were walking down the street and the brunette saw her boyfriend off in the distance buying a dozen roses. "Oh great, now he'll expect me to lay on my back with my legs spread open all weekend!" she sarcastically exclaimed. Then the blonde responded "why don't you just put them in a vase?"

 

Doh! It was a blonde joke told by a blond. Whaddya expect?

I meant "similar," "how are they alike?"

 

Sincere Apologies To Everyone.....

Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate
pictures and jokes to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.

Unfortunately this wasn't the case, and I seem to have upset quite
A few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow.

If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.

From now on I will only post or send e-mails with a cultural or
educational content such as old monuments, nature, and other
interesting topics.

This is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris . It is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build. It was completed in 1604.

 

...it is aesthetically pleasing..... but that doesn't look like the Pont Neuf in Paris last time I was there.... it looks more like the "Pont Neuf" in Toulouse, France

 

.....sooooo, where's the bridge?

 

> What's the difference between Marine Corps aviators and Air Force pilots?

USAF pilots flare to land & squat to pee.

 

You're right...it's not the bridge in Paris...but that structure does look like it took 26 years to complete....

 

Here's my favorite holiday joke.

Santa and the FAA

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the test...

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the check-ride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."