Best Jokes
12-06-2008 | 03:51 PM
#21
Gets Weekends Off
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From: FDX 767 FO
Interesting... Very interesting... 
12-06-2008 | 08:43 PM
#23
Gets Weekends Off
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From: Dream within a dream
12-07-2008 | 10:24 AM
#24
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From: Run's one company
12-07-2008 | 10:49 AM
#25
pants on the ground
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From: back seat
One day a pilot decides to go get a tattoo and eventually finds a place to get it. While walking around in the place, the tattoo artist asks the pilot what we wants. The pilot says he wants a tattoo of a $100 bill. The artist says fine and where he wants this bill at. The pilot said on his member. The artist was curious why and asked so. The pilot said for three reasons:
1- watch my money GROW
2- hold my money in my hand
and last
3- if the wife wants to blow a hundred dollars, she can stay home
(we all know that pilots have never seen a hundred dollar bill lol)
1- watch my money GROW
2- hold my money in my hand
and last
3- if the wife wants to blow a hundred dollars, she can stay home
(we all know that pilots have never seen a hundred dollar bill lol)
12-07-2008 | 02:28 PM
#30
On Reserve
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From: Ford F-150 Lav Edtion w/ Optional 10 Ton Hitch, Left(Driver)
Best joke to play on New FAs is to call them up in flight (towards the end) and tell them that the company just sent you a message stating that the apple juice on board may be contaminated. They need you to pour 8 ounces in a glass and it needs to be handed to the gate agent as soon as the cabin door is opened so it can be sent to the "airport medical lab?" (or make up some big words up with lab at the end) for testing. Gate agent will think it's urine and you'll get a good laugh. Works every time as long as they are all new.
