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12-12-2008 | 06:39 PM
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12-15-2008 | 09:40 AM
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^^Things I learned in UPT:
- Two's up.
- I'll have the chicken.
- I'll take the one on the ... LEFT!
Back to regularly scheduled programming:
What are the two best years of a pilot's life? Fourth grade.
What do you call Marine Corps Aviators with an IQ of 200? A flight of four.
What's the difference between an Airbus and a chain saw? ~300 trees/min.
What separates FAs from the scum of the earth? The cockpit door.
How can you pick out a FA at a dinner party? They're the ones that eat
while standing behind the curtains.
How does a FA get an amorous pilot out of her hotel room? Toss the
USA Today into the hallway.
- Two's up.
- I'll have the chicken.
- I'll take the one on the ... LEFT!
Back to regularly scheduled programming:
What are the two best years of a pilot's life? Fourth grade.
What do you call Marine Corps Aviators with an IQ of 200? A flight of four.
What's the difference between an Airbus and a chain saw? ~300 trees/min.
What separates FAs from the scum of the earth? The cockpit door.
How can you pick out a FA at a dinner party? They're the ones that eat
while standing behind the curtains.
How does a FA get an amorous pilot out of her hotel room? Toss the
USA Today into the hallway.
Last edited by DairyAir; 12-15-2008 at 10:48 AM.
12-15-2008 | 09:58 AM
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Good ones!
Ok, stole this one from the joke site over at our across-the pond cousin's site of. http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast-16/
Guy walks into the Doctor's office complaining of hearing problems.
Doctor asks him to describe the symptoms.
Guy says "Sure, Homer likes donuts, and Marge has blue hair".
12-15-2008 | 11:06 AM
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A 20-something FO and a 40-something FA discover that they are both
joggers. They agree to run together 30 minutes after arriving at the hotel.
When the grey beard in the left seat learns of this, he warns the youngster
to stay-away. She's a cougar and prowls for pilots. The FO is undeterred.
It's impossible not to notice that she has an elaborate, color
tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. During the cool down walk
after the run, she asks if he likes her new tattoo? He mumbles &
stumbles thru a compliment ... to which she replies, "If you put your
ear next to it, you can smell the ocean."
joggers. They agree to run together 30 minutes after arriving at the hotel.
When the grey beard in the left seat learns of this, he warns the youngster
to stay-away. She's a cougar and prowls for pilots. The FO is undeterred.
It's impossible not to notice that she has an elaborate, color
tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. During the cool down walk
after the run, she asks if he likes her new tattoo? He mumbles &
stumbles thru a compliment ... to which she replies, "If you put your
ear next to it, you can smell the ocean."
Last edited by DairyAir; 12-15-2008 at 02:52 PM.
12-16-2008 | 01:28 PM
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Here's a couple more....
What's the difference between the Boy Scouts and the Air Force?
The Boy Scouts have adult supervision, the Air Force has fighter pilots.
What's the difference between Marine Corps aviators and Air Force pilots?
Marine Corps aviators break ground and fly into the wind....
12-16-2008 | 06:39 PM
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