Tool of the day
#5121
I think we can put CNN in for Tool of the past two weeks!
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
#5122
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,919
I think we can put CNN in for Tool of the past two weeks!
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
#5124
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2011
Position: retired 767(dl)
Posts: 5,719
Hey, when they're slow hooking up city power what else? Things to do, Places to go.
#5125
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,722
Him, "Yeah, why?"
Bartender hands him the phone with the station manager on the other end, "Would you guys please come back out here and shut off this engine?"
Nobody in Austin had ever seen a MD 88 before and didn't know how to shut down an engine! So my bud has to gulp down his beer, get in a cab back to the airport, and go shut it off!
#5128
#5130
On Reserve
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Window and Aisle Seat
Posts: 23
Was gonna throw the bs flag on Timbo but decided I liked any story that had a pilot getting a phone call at the hotel bar from the station manager.
Last edited by erk13; 03-22-2014 at 10:16 PM.
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