Tool of the day
03-22-2014 | 07:20 AM
#5121
Runs with scissors
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
I think we can put CNN in for Tool of the past two weeks!
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
03-22-2014 | 08:58 AM
#5122
Gets Weekends Off
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From: FAA ATSI VSRP ERC
Many years ago at gate D-8 at DTW. 727 inbound from GRR.
I show up to do the log book check, walk-around etc., and expect to greet the crew since the #1 is still running.
No crew anywhere. Oops.
I show up to do the log book check, walk-around etc., and expect to greet the crew since the #1 is still running.
No crew anywhere. Oops.
03-22-2014 | 09:05 AM
#5123
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From: FAA ATSI VSRP ERC
I think we can put CNN in for Tool of the past two weeks!
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
03-22-2014 | 12:20 PM
#5124
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Joined: Mar 2008
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I think we can put CNN in for Tool of the past two weeks!
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
They should stop announcing, "Breaking News" every five minutes, and instead call it, "Broken News", as in, Broken record, we keep repeating the same stuff, which is,
"There is NO NEW NEWS, so we are going to fill the empty time with a janitor trying to fly a 777 sim..."
03-22-2014 | 12:31 PM
#5126
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From: retired 767(dl)
Hey, when they're slow hooking up city power what else? Things to do, Places to go.
03-22-2014 | 04:44 PM
#5127
Runs with scissors
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Him, "Yeah, why?"
Bartender hands him the phone with the station manager on the other end, "Would you guys please come back out here and shut off this engine?"
Nobody in Austin had ever seen a MD 88 before and didn't know how to shut down an engine! So my bud has to gulp down his beer, get in a cab back to the airport, and go shut it off!
03-22-2014 | 08:34 PM
#5129
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From: blueJet
03-22-2014 | 08:37 PM
#5130
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From: Poodle Whisperer
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