Tool of the day
04-07-2015, 04:40 PM
#5981
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Joined APC: Dec 2009
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Originally Posted by Karnak
Dad: "What do you want to be when you grow up, sweetheart?"
Kid: "I want to be Anna, from Frozen!!"
Dad: "Ahhh, I'm sorry sweetheart, but Frozen isn't real. Anna is just a drawing. So is her boyfriend, Kristoff."
Kid: "Well, you want to be 'TopGun', and Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, and Kelly McGillis is gay!"
Kid: "I want to be Anna, from Frozen!!"
Dad: "Ahhh, I'm sorry sweetheart, but Frozen isn't real. Anna is just a drawing. So is her boyfriend, Kristoff."
Kid: "Well, you want to be 'TopGun', and Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, and Kelly McGillis is gay!"
Luckily, I had just finished my last sip of beer, or I'd have spit it all over my Surface and have to get a new one!
04-08-2015, 01:13 PM
#5982
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Joined APC: Jul 2009
Position: Seat: Vegan friendly faux leather
Posts: 974
Originally Posted by rickair7777
Originally Posted by Keizer Soze
And the dude is going for the whole $80k! He is not willing to invest even a little in his own career advancement. I wouldn't give this guy a penny. Now, if he needed $5 or $10K to finish up? Maybe I would throw him a buck or two.
Originally Posted by Timbo
Luckily, I had just finished my last sip of beer, or I'd have spit it all over my Surface and have to get a new one!
(just kidding I know they are actually pretty good now)
04-08-2015, 01:16 PM
#5983
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Originally Posted by cardiomd
I nominate Timbo for TOTD for having a Surface tablet. Does it hook up to your "Zune" to play music?
I'll take a Zune too, thank you very much, if it's FREE!
04-08-2015, 01:40 PM
#5985
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Position: DOWNGRADE COMPLETE: Thanks Gary. Thanks SWAPA.
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Originally Posted by Timbo
It was FREE! (Delta gave them to us, so we could watch porn inflight).
I'll take a Zune too, thank you very much, if it's FREE!
I'll take a Zune too, thank you very much, if it's FREE!
04-08-2015, 02:52 PM
#5986
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Posts: 1,685
Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER
Although I sense that the guys I fly with get a little uncomfortable when they only hear male voices emanating from my iPad.
04-08-2015, 07:43 PM
#5987
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Originally Posted by Elliot
Now I know you're 'full of it'!! I can't imagine a (single) SWA pilot being uncomfortable with (alternative-lifestyle) porn in the cockpit!
I'm gonna exercise restraint in this instance.
Last edited by WHACKMASTER; 04-08-2015 at 07:59 PM.
04-10-2015, 02:01 PM
#5990
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Posts: 665
Originally Posted by rickair7777
i try to stay off this thread, philosophically i try to have a more positive outlook but lately i must yield to self-evident truths, between peter garrison and today's winner...
help a young girl's dad be a pilot by philip webb - gofundme
aggravating factor, he posted this multiple times on apc under the name "philip webb"...have no idea if that's his real name.
Additional aggravating factor, says he originally wanted be a military pilot but "family and friends talked him out of it". Bet it sucked that his dream of being a military aviator was screwed up by those annoying wars...who wants to join up during a war?
help a young girl's dad be a pilot by philip webb - gofundme
aggravating factor, he posted this multiple times on apc under the name "philip webb"...have no idea if that's his real name.
Additional aggravating factor, says he originally wanted be a military pilot but "family and friends talked him out of it". Bet it sucked that his dream of being a military aviator was screwed up by those annoying wars...who wants to join up during a war?
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