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Old 04-07-2015, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Karnak View Post
Dad: "What do you want to be when you grow up, sweetheart?"
Kid: "I want to be Anna, from Frozen!!"
Dad: "Ahhh, I'm sorry sweetheart, but Frozen isn't real. Anna is just a drawing. So is her boyfriend, Kristoff."
Kid: "Well, you want to be 'TopGun', and Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, and Kelly McGillis is gay!"
You're killing me!

Luckily, I had just finished my last sip of beer, or I'd have spit it all over my Surface and have to get a new one!
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Old 04-08-2015, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rickair7777 View Post
I just donated $0. Do your part and give the same!

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And the dude is going for the whole $80k! He is not willing to invest even a little in his own career advancement. I wouldn't give this guy a penny. Now, if he needed $5 or $10K to finish up? Maybe I would throw him a buck or two.
Great post I agree with that. I'd give $100 if it was a reasonable story and he just needed to finish or something unexpected happened etc.

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Luckily, I had just finished my last sip of beer, or I'd have spit it all over my Surface and have to get a new one!
I nominate Timbo for TOTD for having a Surface tablet. Does it hook up to your "Zune" to play music?

(just kidding I know they are actually pretty good now)
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Old 04-08-2015, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by cardiomd View Post
I nominate Timbo for TOTD for having a Surface tablet. Does it hook up to your "Zune" to play music?
It was FREE! (Delta gave them to us, so we could watch porn inflight).

I'll take a Zune too, thank you very much, if it's FREE!
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Old 04-08-2015, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by cardiomd View Post
I just donated $0. Do your part and give the same!
I gave him my banking details in Kenya.
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Old 04-08-2015, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
It was FREE! (Delta gave them to us, so we could watch porn inflight).

I'll take a Zune too, thank you very much, if it's FREE!
Glad I'm not the only one that does that. Although I sense that the guys I fly with get a little uncomfortable when they only hear male voices emanating from my iPad.
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Old 04-08-2015, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER View Post
Although I sense that the guys I fly with get a little uncomfortable when they only hear male voices emanating from my iPad.
Now I know you're 'full of it'!! I can't imagine a (single) SWA pilot being uncomfortable with (alternative-lifestyle) porn in the cockpit!
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Old 04-08-2015, 08:43 PM
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Now I know you're 'full of it'!! I can't imagine a (single) SWA pilot being uncomfortable with (alternative-lifestyle) porn in the cockpit!
I'm gonna exercise restraint in this instance.

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Old 04-08-2015, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER View Post
I'm gonna exercise restraint in this instance.
Coward!
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Old 04-08-2015, 10:04 PM
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Coward!
ROTFLMFAO. You crack me up amigo. As if there wasn't enough fuel on that fire already.
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Old 04-10-2015, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by rickair7777 View Post
i try to stay off this thread, philosophically i try to have a more positive outlook but lately i must yield to self-evident truths, between peter garrison and today's winner...

help a young girl's dad be a pilot by philip webb - gofundme

aggravating factor, he posted this multiple times on apc under the name "philip webb"...have no idea if that's his real name.

Additional aggravating factor, says he originally wanted be a military pilot but "family and friends talked him out of it". Bet it sucked that his dream of being a military aviator was screwed up by those annoying wars...who wants to join up during a war?
ygtbsm……...
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