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Old 03-28-2015 | 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Karnak
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I had a fellow pilot hand me a note while making a PA that said:
"Don't say ***********, Fire or Fog." was not a prett PA after that.
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Old 03-28-2015 | 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain Nemo
More than toolish! Stupid FA's job is to advise and not enforce. If the sign is on and announcement made if passenger gets hurt is on him.
Yeah - is that story really true? If so that is pretty absurd and she needs some serious "retraining."
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Old 03-28-2015 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Karnak
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And, of course, George Carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV...
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Old 03-28-2015 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by cardiomd
Yeah - is that story really true? If so that is pretty absurd and she needs some serious "retraining."

It's true. You can only take my word for it though. But I definitely witnessed it. I know that UA FA's do lock the lavs during takeoff and landing. But during flight?


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Old 03-28-2015 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by cardiomd
Yeah - is that story really true? If so that is pretty absurd and she needs some serious "retraining."

No doubt Doc. No doubt. But this is a case of a true scotch double. Skirty McManpon allowed himself to be so intimidated as to watch xx # of others use the lav while he just sat there in misery.

This may have even been a triple, as Sax could have said an encouraging word to his seatmate to pull his big boy panties up and assert his need.

Then again, as we all know, all too often it's best not to intervene between women. Good judgement and timing is required and Sax may well have been too tired to accept the risk involved.
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Old 03-28-2015 | 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76


....perhaps, BUT my lips are sealed!

That's not what HE said.
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Old 03-28-2015 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by SayAlt
That's not what HE said.
Who said it was HE?!?!
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Old 03-28-2015 | 02:33 PM
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Today's winners...

Peter Garrison

For writing this piece of fetid, rotting garbage...

The truth about pilots (Opinion) - CNN.com

And CNN, for publishing it.


The media's race to the bottom just broke mach.
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Old 03-28-2015 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by SayAlt
No doubt Doc. No doubt. But this is a case of a true scotch double. Skirty McManpon allowed himself to be so intimidated as to watch xx # of others use the lav while he just sat there in misery.

This may have even been a triple, as Sax could have said an encouraging word to his seatmate to pull his big boy panties up and assert his need.

Then again, as we all know, all too often it's best not to intervene between women. Good judgement and timing is required and Sax may well have been too tired to accept the risk involved.
Wow. That would not have ended well for many people here. I may have gone up there, and if the lav was still locked, well, if you have to go, you got to go.

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Who said it was HE?!?!
Yes it is very difficult to tell the sex of a cat from any reasonable distance.
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Old 03-28-2015 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cardiomd
Wow. That would not have ended well for many people here. I may have gone up there, and if the lav was still locked, well, if you have to go, you got to go.



Yes it is very difficult to tell the sex of a cat from any reasonable distance.
Whoa dude...that was pushing it!!

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