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Old 01-21-2015 | 04:52 PM
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Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
Now that's some funny stuff.

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Old 01-21-2015 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Purple Drank
Bro, you are so out to lunch it's not even funny. Good deals are extremely rare.

Then the captain calls in to volunteer you both for more flying. That would be OK with you?
That type of so-called captain needs to be taken out back behind the wood shed for a proper discussion.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.

I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeF16
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.

I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him

Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.

And he's employed with who?
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Old 01-21-2015 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeF16
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.

I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
I know that guy... He traded up in a big way after he got rid of her.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by captjns
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him

Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.

And he's employed with who?
C'mon, this is a drop in the bucket. I don't advocate any government waste but this is less than noise compared to the way the government wastes your money in trillions of other ways. Pick another cause.

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I know that guy... He traded up in a big way after he got rid of her.
No kidding, that's good to hear. He was a good guy and she was a fat dirty ho. Glad he upgraded to wife 2.0.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
That's what the master chief told me the first I RTBed early with no notice.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by captjns
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him

Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.

And he's employed with who?
Lighten up. From a taxpayer and military perspective it was worth it to resolve a major personal issue impacting a highly trained and expensive-to-replace professional. We fly entire families out to the desert and Europe on rotators all the time.
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Old 01-21-2015 | 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by rickair7777
Lighten up. From a taxpayer and military perspective it was worth it to resolve a major personal issue impacting a highly trained and expensive-to-replace professional. We fly entire families out to the desert and Europe on rotators all the time.
Well golly gee... been on the reach tour to the garden spots of the world many a time. So your point is?

Doesn't show mental stability. Better ways to resolve while maintaining integrity... Ever hear of a PI?
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