Tool of the day
01-21-2015, 05:11 PM
#5881
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,906
Originally Posted by Purple Drank
Bro, you are so out to lunch it's not even funny. Good deals are extremely rare.
Then the captain calls in to volunteer you both for more flying. That would be OK with you?
Then the captain calls in to volunteer you both for more flying. That would be OK with you?
01-21-2015, 06:04 PM
#5882
Otto
Joined APC: Jul 2013
Position: Turkish Pile Driver
Posts: 1,806
Originally Posted by badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
01-21-2015, 06:21 PM
#5883
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,906
Originally Posted by MikeF16
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
01-21-2015, 06:58 PM
#5884
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Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: 737A
Posts: 1,890
Originally Posted by MikeF16
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
I had a former DO who strongly suspected... Our squadron was on a real deployment but he wasn't on it. He pretended like he was, got in a jet, taxied to the end of the runway, and then taxied back after the fanfare died down. I guess his ex didn't count tails. He went home and his fat ugly wife was in bed with the plumber. Good riddance.
01-21-2015, 08:01 PM
#5885
Otto
Joined APC: Jul 2013
Position: Turkish Pile Driver
Posts: 1,806
Originally Posted by captjns
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
Originally Posted by nwaf16dude
I know that guy... He traded up in a big way after he got rid of her.
01-21-2015, 08:18 PM
#5886
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 39,253
Originally Posted by badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
01-21-2015, 08:24 PM
#5887
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Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 39,253
Originally Posted by captjns
So let me get this straight. A DO... who is upper management so to speak, suspects his wife is doing someone else, straps a jet to his back, taxis out and back using tax payers dollars just so he can catch his wife in someone else's saddle... Now who's the tool? I'm sure the base commander was truly impressed with him
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
Hope he had his depends if he were stalking his ex before the expensive charade.
And he's employed with who?
01-21-2015, 09:14 PM
#5888
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Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,906
Originally Posted by rickair7777
Lighten up. From a taxpayer and military perspective it was worth it to resolve a major personal issue impacting a highly trained and expensive-to-replace professional. We fly entire families out to the desert and Europe on rotators all the time.
Doesn't show mental stability. Better ways to resolve while maintaining integrity... Ever hear of a PI?
01-21-2015, 09:34 PM
#5889
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined APC: Jan 2006
Position: Engines Turn Or People Swim
Posts: 39,253
Originally Posted by captjns
Well golly gee... been on the reach tour to the garden spots of the world many a time. So your point is?
Doesn't show mental stability. Better ways to resolve while maintaining integrity... Ever hear of a PI?
Doesn't show mental stability. Better ways to resolve while maintaining integrity... Ever hear of a PI?
01-21-2015, 10:07 PM
#5890
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Joined APC: Jul 2013
Posts: 4,670
Originally Posted by badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
Originally Posted by MikeF16
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.
Just like when you're flying with a guy that lives around the airport, the flight path is over his house off. He points to his house and then says "I live in that house right th......WAIT, WHO'S TRUCK IS THAT IN MY DRIVEWAY!!!!!!!"
HE'S JOKING.
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