Tool of the day
#5911
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Joined APC: Jan 2010
Position: Representing the REAL Delta
Posts: 739

It's actually weird to keep the lights off, keeps guys from getting tired. Do you close and lock the bathroom door when you poop in your hotel room

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#5912
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Joined APC: Jun 2012
Posts: 289

Hahaha! I do, i think it's just The force of habit. Also don't want that aroma filling up the place.
Which reminds me of another one...ppl who drop a deuce in the forward lav where the smell wafts into the cockpit and I'm catching it full force. Knowing what it is and where it comes from makes it worse.
Well I'm thinking now I'm the tool for liking dim lights...when everyone else prefers bright. It sure hurts the eyes though. Good thing I never complain to the other pilot and let them do their thing.
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#5913
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Joined APC: Oct 2012
Posts: 103

I was flying was a centerline nazi the day. I'm getting lined up for a visual in a pretty stiff crosswind. "You're off centerline" (still 3 miles out). Next landing same thing. If I was it was less than a quarter dot. 3rd landing at night. Nose wheel touches down on the turtles, because that's what I can see..."Umm you need to get centerline." Gee thanks.
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#5914
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,686

PNF's (Capt's in my case) who armchair quarterback and insist on the flying being done their way. Want to fly the plane? Just ask... I love handing it over to them when they're being a pain. It sure gets to them when I ask "do you want to fly it?" And hand it over without arguing or awaiting a response. Hell I'd rather do paperwork/radios and take it easy anyways.
Want to raise the gear, etc.. when only you see positive rate without my call outs? Ok...lets see how you feel when I do the same. God forbid we do something without your almighty call out and make you have a hissy fit.
Also those that leave all their cockpit lighting bright while flying at night...gee thanks for the headaches and blinding light. No wonder you're f'in blind! Gives me more reason to stare out the window and ignore you
I feel better now! Add one to my no-fly list lol
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Want to raise the gear, etc.. when only you see positive rate without my call outs? Ok...lets see how you feel when I do the same. God forbid we do something without your almighty call out and make you have a hissy fit.
Also those that leave all their cockpit lighting bright while flying at night...gee thanks for the headaches and blinding light. No wonder you're f'in blind! Gives me more reason to stare out the window and ignore you
I feel better now! Add one to my no-fly list lol
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#5915
Eats shoots and leaves...
Joined APC: Apr 2007
Position: Didactic Synthetic Aviation Experience Provider
Posts: 849

I'm with the other posters - I suspect you haven't done enough oceanic crossings in the middle of the night to really appreciate the benefit of lighting in overcoming your body's circadian rhythms.
#5916
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,686

That's the beauty of CPDLC. Set the od alarm clock to 10 minutes before the next FIR or switch over point, dim the lights and enjoy the dull humm of the motors.
#5917
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Joined APC: Dec 2005
Position: 7ER B...whatever that means.
Posts: 3,878

PNF's (Capt's in my case) who armchair quarterback and insist on the flying being done their way. Want to fly the plane? Just ask... I love handing it over to them when they're being a pain. It sure gets to them when I ask "do you want to fly it?" And hand it over without arguing or awaiting a response. Hell I'd rather do paperwork/radios and take it easy anyways.
Want to raise the gear, etc.. when only you see positive rate without my call outs? Ok...lets see how you feel when I do the same. God forbid we do something without your almighty call out and make you have a hissy fit.
Also those that leave all their cockpit lighting bright while flying at night...gee thanks for the headaches and blinding light. No wonder you're f'in blind! Gives me more reason to stare out the window and ignore you
I feel better now! Add one to my no-fly list lol
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Want to raise the gear, etc.. when only you see positive rate without my call outs? Ok...lets see how you feel when I do the same. God forbid we do something without your almighty call out and make you have a hissy fit.
Also those that leave all their cockpit lighting bright while flying at night...gee thanks for the headaches and blinding light. No wonder you're f'in blind! Gives me more reason to stare out the window and ignore you
I feel better now! Add one to my no-fly list lol
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Example:
(FO spends 20 seconds heads down and about 10 extra button clicks in the FMS fumbling to draw an intercept to a fix on an ILS)
Me: You know, you can just put the IAF behind the aircraft and it will auto-sequence and draw the line for you.
FO: *blink* Yeah but...I like doing it that way.
Me: *shrug*
Or when I point out a deviation from a clearance.
(ATC assigns 210 knots while level on downwind into a major airport with aircraft ahead and behind us and we have been doing 230+ for almost a minute)
Me: Hey man, don't forget he wants us at 210.
FO: I know. I just don't like jockeying the throttles all over the place.
Me: Well I don't know that you've come anywhere close to 210 since we got the clearance so you are going to need to touch the thrust at some point.
FO: *Huffs and makes big show of yanking the thrust to idle*
Or maybe this is just how it feels to become an old fart?
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#5918
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Joined APC: Jun 2012
Posts: 289

Haha! Touché!
And that's why I don't argue I just let them fly it..why act like a baby and get into arguments in the air?
I once had an fo like that and it all makes for good practice in just letting things go, stress free baby!
Love this thread
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And that's why I don't argue I just let them fly it..why act like a baby and get into arguments in the air?
I once had an fo like that and it all makes for good practice in just letting things go, stress free baby!
Love this thread
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#5919
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Joined APC: Dec 2005
Position: 7ER B...whatever that means.
Posts: 3,878

Haha! Touché!
And that's why I don't argue I just let them fly it..why act like a baby and get into arguments in the air?
I once had an fo like that and it all makes for good practice in just letting things go, stress free baby!
Love this thread
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And that's why I don't argue I just let them fly it..why act like a baby and get into arguments in the air?
I once had an fo like that and it all makes for good practice in just letting things go, stress free baby!
Love this thread
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But hey, why insist the aircraft at least be flown within ATP tolerances when you can just "let it go"?
#5920
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Joined APC: Nov 2013
Position: 7th green
Posts: 4,378

Its enough to make any old fart grumpy.
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