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Old 12-15-2014, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
Has his head disappeared into the FO's rectum yet?
Rectum? Damn near killed em'.
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:36 PM
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By "Swiss precision" does he mean laundering Jewish dental gold for the Nazis?
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Old 12-16-2014, 08:32 AM
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By "Swiss precision" does he mean laundering Jewish dental gold for the Nazis?
Well, it took long enough.

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Old 12-16-2014, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by itsokimapilot View Post
The regional captain two seats down the bar from me. Explaining to the Delta FO sitting next to him that every time he jumpseats on Delta he observes the pilots operate with "Swiss precision."
Hope we wiped that brown spot off his nose before leaving the bar.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:07 AM
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The only pilots I know that GoPro their flights are those that rarely fly. Otherwise why would you sit and watch a flight... instead of flying?

Today's tool nomination is Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps receives suspended sentence in drunk driving case

Partly for looking like Clark Kent but mostly for driving drunk 84 mph in a 45 zone and "crossing double lines".
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by itsokimapilot View Post
The regional captain two seats down the bar from me. Explaining to the Delta FO sitting next to him that every time he jumpseats on Delta he observes the pilots operate with "Swiss precision."
If he's not taking the fat one he's not really trying.
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Old 12-19-2014, 08:13 PM
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If he's not taking the fat one he's not really trying.
Yep, the fat one matters!
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Old 12-22-2014, 06:49 AM
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The captain I fly with who tells the line guys that we need 100 gallons of "go-juice"...
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by StudentsScareMe View Post
The captain I fly with who tells the line guys that we need 100 gallons of "go-juice"...
Mmmmh, maybe, but I think your tool-meter might need to be re-calibrated a little. It's too sensitive.
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by StudentsScareMe View Post
The captain I fly with who tells the line guys that we need 100 gallons of "go-juice"...
I see your concern, that could be misconstrued and you get 100 gals of blue juice.
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