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Old 03-28-2016, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED View Post
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

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There are pilots who don't pee in the sink?

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Old 03-28-2016, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED View Post
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

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Sounds like the avg. "yes" voter.
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Old 03-28-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED View Post
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

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What the heck are you flying that a few ounces of pee would make any negligible difference in fuel burn? 😄
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Old 03-28-2016, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by CheapTrick View Post
There are pilots who don't pee in the sink?

I hope not

I clean my hands in that blue juice
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Old 03-28-2016, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BIGRIG View Post
I'm not sure that's entirely accurate.
It is accurate; and I've been in airliners for 30+ years. It's usually the same type of individual that wants to be an FFDO. (Before you reply note I said "usually")

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Old 03-28-2016, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zippinbye View Post
I know things like this have been posted here time and again. But, I never thought I'd be living it or ever making a post under this thread.

Here I am in shorts, boat shoes and a T shirt (orange lanyard and "I Am Investment Grade" tag attached to my non-crew looking carry-on) with my family getting seated on a Delta MD-90 in RSW. Why so casual? Because I can! I'm riding real-deal tickets, since nonreving throughout FL in spring break season is a nightmare. But I digress. The captain makes a welcome PA using his full name and that of the "assisting" FO. "We are both former U.S. Navy pilots with over 43 years of combined professional aviation experience to get you safely to Atlanta today." No orange either.

Captain of DL 2427 on 3/26/2016, you may be a dandy pilot, blessed with a stellar assistant. But, you sir, are a tool!
I've flown with his USAF cousin several times on the 330. 90 years with a 3 pilot crew is the norm. He wore orange and bought beers. I was happy with 2 out of 3.
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Old 03-28-2016, 06:38 PM
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To the passengers that refuse to wear headphones while playing games or watching movies on ipad.
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Old 03-28-2016, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED View Post
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

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Let me guess... ex mil guy with the largest carrier from ATL? No way any civvy could be that anul.

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Old 03-29-2016, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED View Post
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

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That post is a joke correct?
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Old 03-29-2016, 04:54 AM
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The guy that fell asleep in the one massage chair at the hotel spa today. Cmon man!

And also the guy who sat in it naked. After I used it, obviously....
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