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Old 08-20-2016, 05:08 PM
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Flew with a female CA who chews. Nasty.
Oh snap, I bet she was smokin hot too!

Now I know there is a joke about her being a spitter somewhere
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Old 08-20-2016, 06:49 PM
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Flew with Lady Captain once who would slip her shoes off in cruise and put her feet on the air vents, her feet stank.
I was a new F/O, didn't now what to do other than stare out my window and choke.
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Old 08-20-2016, 06:52 PM
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I was a new F/O, didn't now what to do other than stare out my window and choke.


That's easy....don the oxygen mask...



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Old 08-20-2016, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by trip View Post
Flew with Lady Captain once who would slip her shoes off in cruise and put her feet on the air vents, her feet stank.
I was a new F/O, didn't now what to do other than stare out my window and choke.
You should have massaged them for her. THAT would have made you her favorite FO!
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Old 08-21-2016, 07:28 AM
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You should have massaged them for her. THAT would have made you her favorite FO!
That is exactly why there are axe murders....
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Old 08-21-2016, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by SpankysLadder View Post
Flew with a female CA who chews. Nasty.

Sounds like the carnival biker chick from the Steve Martin movie "The Jerk"

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Old 08-21-2016, 02:00 PM
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Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
Navin R. Johnson: What's that?
Patty Bernstein: Guess *your* weight.
[starts squeezing on him everywhere]
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!
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Old 08-22-2016, 12:45 AM
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You should have massaged them for her. THAT would have made you her favorite FO!
Ew. Yuck.

I had to go wash my hands after reading that.
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Old 08-25-2016, 08:12 PM
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I'll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/z35jgj9qaF4
He has a great number of videos. I don't know exactly what wrong with him but it's serious. God forbid he is going to upgrade some day but maybe not, it seems he's been to several regionals so far. I'm speechless.
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Old 08-25-2016, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by mike734 View Post
I'll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/z35jgj9qaF4
He has a great number of videos. I don't know exactly what wrong with him but it's serious. God forbid he is going to upgrade some day but maybe not, it seems he's been to several regionals so far. I'm speechless.
Damn it, you did beat me to it after all!! 😂😂😂😂
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