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Old 10-16-2010 | 12:49 PM
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You place your hands underneath the sink at home and/or other places besides the airport and expect water to come out automatically.
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Old 10-16-2010 | 01:40 PM
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You turn on the TV at home and expect to hear "Traveling with the kids? Put your mind at ease." or "Variety is the spice of life"
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Old 10-16-2010 | 01:52 PM
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You subconsciously time the distance from your room to the hotel lobby so you know the latest possible time you can leave your room and make van time without ugly looks!

When you get home you check your shower and closet for uninvited guests
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Old 10-16-2010 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by PBSG
You turn on the TV at home and expect to hear "Traveling with the kids? Put your mind at ease." or "Variety is the spice of life"
"stay home and watch a movie! Press menu now"

lol I can recite that stupid thing. I always try to change the channel really really fast so that I don't have to hear it because its so annoying, And WHY does it have to automatically turn on at a ridiculous volume?
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Old 10-17-2010 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Roll Inverted and Pull
Your kids think that all bars of soap are 2" long.
Reminds me of a story...

An airline pilot takes his young daughter to the grocery store for the first time. They go down the household goods isle and she exclaims, " Oh look Daddy, giant soaps!"

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Old 10-17-2010 | 01:06 PM
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You are tired of answering the " what route do you fly " question.
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Old 10-17-2010 | 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by patfarra
You are tired of answering the " what route do you fly " question.
My standard answer.

"Kansas City"
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Old 10-17-2010 | 07:38 PM
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You might be a Pax Airline Pilot If:

The cargo speaks.

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Old 10-17-2010 | 07:39 PM
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Your entire closet has wheels and a pull handle.

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Old 10-17-2010 | 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by PBSG
You turn on the TV at home and expect to hear "Traveling with the kids? Put your mind at ease." or "Variety is the spice of life"
This one is near and dear to my heart. Nothing like hearing this through the wall from the room next door when you've got a 4am van report on the East Coast.
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