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10-15-2010 | 08:54 AM

#81

jungleguppy

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Your favorite recliner at home has a white trash bag attached to the arm...

10-15-2010 | 10:59 AM

#82

givemtheripped1

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if pax with the private says on the way out "Did we land or get shot down?"

10-15-2010 | 11:28 AM

#83

Grounded

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.... if you go to India to work to avoid cheap labor.

.... if a simple commute to work is considered a direct flight in the same time zone.

.... Biscofts, granola bar and coke is fullfilling meal.

10-15-2010 | 12:21 PM

#84

tsquare

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Originally Posted by Pilotdude3407

....You lay in bed at your hotel saying to yourself every 30 minutes "If I were to fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I would get xhrs of sleep until my alarm goes off...

And I thought it was just ME...

best one of all dude.....

10-15-2010 | 01:42 PM

#85

captain beefy

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When you cover the remote with the bag for ice because you know you're not the first to give yourself a "stranger" then watch TV

10-15-2010 | 01:46 PM

#86

FLowpayFO

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You might be an Airline Pilot...when ordering food at McDonald's in the terminal, you realize the manager bagging your Big Mac makes more money than you..

10-15-2010 | 04:11 PM

#87

acl65pilot

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When you think there should be a crew discount at every store, or establishment that you patron.

10-15-2010 | 06:17 PM

#88

Airhoss

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From: Sleeping in the black swan’s nest.

If on your resume' under Education you can include the term academy and I'm not talking service academy or police academy either.

10-15-2010 | 06:22 PM

#89

lolwut

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From: Doing what you do, for less.

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Originally Posted by acl65pilot

When you think there should be a crew discount at every store, or establishment that you patron.

Haha no kidding. When I (very unfortunately) go to a McDonalds outside of an airport, and my price is rung up, I always have to catch myself from saying "errm, you get my discount on that?"