Coming to a mainline cockpit near you!!

Wow, that's embarassing

"BLAAARGH!!"

Ok, I feel better now. Where's the mouthwash?

Does this dude wear TWO watches? One on each arm? Or does he change it up?

Maybe he wears three. So she can tell how long it been.

Yet they have graduated two of the most accomplished authors in America.

No, the tool flipped the pic horizontally to make it appear he's in the right seat. Notice the circuit breaker letters behind him!

Definitely an ultra tool.

You are correct sir. Notice his hair goes the opposite direction too. Thanks for pointing that out. He is a sly dude. If he ever gets hired at a major can everyone do me a favor and let me know. Would like to avoid that experience.

Suddenly I am very glad I hardly ever fly on AA.

(No offense to the rest of you hard working respectable grown up pilots there)

And since he seems to like hashtags. He needs to add #douchbag