Skywest
10-15-2014, 08:31 AM
#7051
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2011
Posts: 495
Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom
I am not Jason, nice try though.
10-15-2014, 08:43 AM
#7052
MK Ultra Candidate
Joined APC: Feb 2013
Position: Prime Leader of Boko Harumph
Posts: 1,167
Originally Posted by PerpetualFlyer
Still, same advice.
You sound like hundreds if not thousands who have gone before you in the past, some have gone on to other airlines and more than a few have left the industry because it wasn't what they thought, after their 2nd or 3rd furlough.
You think you are a unique delicate snowflake? Guess what, you are just another number in a long line of numbers.
Last edited by ClickClickBoom; 10-15-2014 at 09:16 AM.
10-15-2014, 10:07 AM
#7053
Line Holder
Joined APC: Nov 2010
Position: 737
Posts: 75
Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom
Blocking my posts would be a fine start, Oh, wizard of the interwebs. The only thing you are probably doing is applying "product", shellac or whatever that crap is that you put in your hair so you look like you just woke up. Newsflash the F/A population, especially the younger ones, have quite a few, who's primary goal is to snag a husband or baby daddy. One of the things that being here for awhile is it allows one to watch behaviors. I have watched numerous F/As troll for F/Os, because many of the Capts that aren't hooked up with F/As are wise to the scam. One of the guys I flew with decided that the regular F/A he was flying with and hung out with was pretty cool and started banging her on a regular basis, problem occurred when he knocked her up and his wife was served his paternity paper work. He came home to his stuff out on the driveway and ended up with 800.00 monthly child support and what amounts to adjustable alimony. The judge wanted to make sure his wife got her share of his upgrade money...
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
10-15-2014, 12:47 PM
#7054
Line Holder
Joined APC: Sep 2006
Posts: 33
Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom
Blocking my posts would be a fine start, Oh, wizard of the interwebs. The only thing you are probably doing is applying "product", shellac or whatever that crap is that you put in your hair so you look like you just woke up. Newsflash the F/A population, especially the younger ones, have quite a few, who's primary goal is to snag a husband or baby daddy. One of the things that being here for awhile is it allows one to watch behaviors. I have watched numerous F/As troll for F/Os, because many of the Capts that aren't hooked up with F/As are wise to the scam. One of the guys I flew with decided that the regular F/A he was flying with and hung out with was pretty cool and started banging her on a regular basis, problem occurred when he knocked her up and his wife was served his paternity paper work. He came home to his stuff out on the driveway and ended up with 800.00 monthly child support and what amounts to adjustable alimony. The judge wanted to make sure his wife got her share of his upgrade money...
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
10-15-2014, 01:14 PM
#7055
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2012
Posts: 241
Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom
Blocking my posts would be a fine start, Oh, wizard of the interwebs. The only thing you are probably doing is applying "product", shellac or whatever that crap is that you put in your hair so you look like you just woke up. Newsflash the F/A population, especially the younger ones, have quite a few, who's primary goal is to snag a husband or baby daddy. One of the things that being here for awhile is it allows one to watch behaviors. I have watched numerous F/As troll for F/Os, because many of the Capts that aren't hooked up with F/As are wise to the scam. One of the guys I flew with decided that the regular F/A he was flying with and hung out with was pretty cool and started banging her on a regular basis, problem occurred when he knocked her up and his wife was served his paternity paper work. He came home to his stuff out on the driveway and ended up with 800.00 monthly child support and what amounts to adjustable alimony. The judge wanted to make sure his wife got her share of his upgrade money...
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
10-15-2014, 01:15 PM
#7056
MK Ultra Candidate
Joined APC: Feb 2013
Position: Prime Leader of Boko Harumph
Posts: 1,167
Originally Posted by 01WJ
I don't normally post on here, but this is pretty funny. Sad thing is, it's kind of true. I try to explain this to FOs I fly with when they tell me about the FAs they've hooked up with. Doesn't seem to deter them though, so I figure, they'll just have to figure it out for themselves.
The sad thing is these guys, who were really laughed at in the school cafeteria spend a few years post grad geeking out on airplanes, and boom, they are instant chick magnets, what changed? They stopped eating boogers and having phone holsters? Newsflash, I can look to the right and see you guys picking your nose and eating the boogers when the sun is down, its called instrument lighting. And that phone belt holster, while ever so practical is a sign. So what is the big change that attracts the chicks(F/As) like flies to a fresh dropping? Money, or the potential for the paycheck, spend a few years banging the brains out of some clueless booger eater, get knocked up and a couple of kids, and bam he goes away for 4 days, and Biff, the high school sweetheart and UPS delivery guy drops by the house and delivers a few packages during the week while you overnight in CYEG.
Last edited by ClickClickBoom; 10-15-2014 at 01:25 PM.
10-15-2014, 04:42 PM
#7057
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,408
You have described life at most airlines, not just Sky West.
Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom
Blocking my posts would be a fine start, Oh, wizard of the interwebs. The only thing you are probably doing is applying "product", shellac or whatever that crap is that you put in your hair so you look like you just woke up. Newsflash the F/A population, especially the younger ones, have quite a few, who's primary goal is to snag a husband or baby daddy. One of the things that being here for awhile is it allows one to watch behaviors. I have watched numerous F/As troll for F/Os, because many of the Capts that aren't hooked up with F/As are wise to the scam. One of the guys I flew with decided that the regular F/A he was flying with and hung out with was pretty cool and started banging her on a regular basis, problem occurred when he knocked her up and his wife was served his paternity paper work. He came home to his stuff out on the driveway and ended up with 800.00 monthly child support and what amounts to adjustable alimony. The judge wanted to make sure his wife got her share of his upgrade money...
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin.
10-15-2014, 05:08 PM
#7058
Banned
Joined APC: Dec 2007
Position: EMB 145 CPT
Posts: 2,934
Originally Posted by elmetal
Not that I don't believe you, but every 2,7 and 900 I've jumpseated in, by 20 miles out they're already below 10k and below 230 kts flight idle slowly slowing down while throwing drag out there.
Sorry, should've mentioned I was talking about the 145. For example, assuming no tailwind, I capture the GS at 10K and 250KIAS, wait until 10NM from the threshold, and have it configured, spooled up, stabilized at 1000ft without having to use speed brakes, just extending flaps on schedule and gear at 200. It's a draggy aircraft and slows down pretty fast.
10-15-2014, 05:42 PM
#7059
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2010
Position: Right Seat Spouse
Posts: 452
Originally Posted by FaceBiter
Is there a hall of fame on this interwebz? I'd like to nominate this post.
CCB says..."""Do the math, stick it in a F/A at your own peril, having a child with someone ties you to them for the rest of your life, so when you look down at that hot High School Grad F/A, who has her hand around your unwrapped schlong, and is guiding it towards her baby maker, ask yourself, when you were in high school, she was one of the ones/types who laughed at you in the cafeteria, what has changed.
Nothing, except your future earning potential and her future at Red Robin."""
10-15-2014, 06:46 PM
#7060
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: May 2012
Position: OO RJ FO
Posts: 437
Skywest
Where is ClickClickBoom based? I wanna fly with him
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