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08-05-2015 | 11:40 AM
#802
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Hey guys, after the phone interview, how long did it take to receive the email for travel/what to bring to FLL for the face to face. They said I should expect it the next day but I still haven't received it after a few days. I'm probably worrying about nothing.
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08-06-2015 | 07:31 AM
#803
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Joined: Jun 2006
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08-06-2015 | 02:39 PM
#805
A religion of "peas"!
Joined: Apr 2014
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The monkeys at the top of the tree eat the delicious ripe bananas, then drop banana peels and poo onto union employees (expired contracts), non-union employees (all outsourced at bottom wages and no benefits), and finally down onto the customers (who are shown No Kindness at all from the demotivated work force and made to feel that is what they deserve for what they paid.)
For some reason, everybody keeps fertilizing new banana trees with the discarded peels and poop, to grow more bananas for the monkeys at the top.
08-06-2015 | 02:56 PM
#806
A religion of "peas"!
Joined: Apr 2014
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A few short months ago, the tallest tree in the jungle began to bend under the weight of the fattest monkeys at the very top. Alarmed at the impending danger of their precious tree collapsing, the fat monkey kings blamed the crisis on an approaching storm and devised a plan to offer some of their bananas to the pilots, if they would just support the weight of the tree and prevent it from collapsing.
The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.
A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.
The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.
The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.
A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.
The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.
. I must be a monkey
08-06-2015 | 04:18 PM
#808
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Joined: Aug 2015
Posts: 210
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From: 737
08-06-2015 | 08:14 PM
#809
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 27
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From: Missionary
A few short months ago, the tallest tree in the jungle began to bend under the weight of the fattest monkeys at the very top. Alarmed at the impending danger of their precious tree collapsing, the fat monkey kings blamed the crisis on an approaching storm and devised a plan to offer some of their bananas to the pilots, if they would just support the weight of the tree and prevent it from collapsing.
The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.
A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.
The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.
The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.
A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.
The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.
08-06-2015 | 11:57 PM
#810
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Joined: Apr 2012
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A few short months ago, the tallest tree in the jungle began to bend under the weight of the fattest monkeys at the very top. Alarmed at the impending danger of their precious tree collapsing, the fat monkey kings blamed the crisis on an approaching storm and devised a plan to offer some of their bananas to the pilots, if they would just support the weight of the tree and prevent it from collapsing.
The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.
A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.
The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.
The dutiful pilot monkeys, always willing to sacrifice for the benefit of their masters at the top of the tree, agreed to suspend the Law of the Jungle and collectively put all of their strength into propping the tree up.
A week later, the storm passed and the tree still stood tall in the jungle. Successful, yet fatigued, the weary monkeys looked upward for their delicious reward. Sadly, as the tree straightened back up from their toil, the bunch of ripe yellow bananas offered by the second-fattest monkey king was rescinded and raised back up above their reach.
The exhausted pilot monkeys were left without reward, as the laughter, banana peels, and ripe poo continued to rain down from the lofty perch of the monkey kings at the top of their newly reinforced perch.
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