Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
10-01-2013 | 08:50 AM
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Favorite line about the shut down: "Let's not get carried away people, it's not like McDonalds shut down."
10-01-2013 | 09:05 AM
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10-01-2013 | 10:06 AM
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It's why one day sitting in a long line for takeoff the Captain and I figured out if airliners were women, what kind of women would they be? We figured the E120 was a 17 year old jailbait short cheerleader type. She looked great, she's fast 
, you feel kind of hot under the collar with her, she has a ton of issues and would wear you out with her attitude... but if anyone ever caught you with her, you're going to jail.
, you feel kind of hot under the collar with her, she has a ton of issues and would wear you out with her attitude... but if anyone ever caught you with her, you're going to jail.
Tho the 17-yr old comparison does apply to her wanting a lot of your attention. A real trim ho. Always wants your hands on her.
10-01-2013 | 10:51 AM
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One time at Coex in IAH on the E120 the Fed's went right on down the line and downed the 5 airplanes sitting there. But it was an E120. All Feds had to do was ground those airplane from a distance and then go look for something wrong. It'd only take 3 minutes or so to find something.
It's why one day sitting in a long line for takeoff the Captain and I figured out if airliners were women, what kind of women would they be? We figured the E120 was a 17 year old jailbait short cheerleader type. She looked great, she's fast, you feel kind of hot under the collar with her, she has a ton of issues and would wear you out with her attitude... but if anyone ever caught you with her, you're going to jail.
Her 18 year old sister, the E-145, she was long, proportional, happy to help you, smart, fun, easy, etc.
We were bored. We chalked up the 737 to a old maid. The 757 is what you'd expect, the 753 is taller, the 777 was a Gloria from Modern family.
It's why one day sitting in a long line for takeoff the Captain and I figured out if airliners were women, what kind of women would they be? We figured the E120 was a 17 year old jailbait short cheerleader type. She looked great, she's fast
, you feel kind of hot under the collar with her, she has a ton of issues and would wear you out with her attitude... but if anyone ever caught you with her, you're going to jail. Her 18 year old sister, the E-145, she was long, proportional, happy to help you, smart, fun, easy, etc.
We were bored. We chalked up the 737 to a old maid. The 757 is what you'd expect, the 753 is taller, the 777 was a Gloria from Modern family.
10-01-2013 | 12:02 PM
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You forgot the all important easy Md88 and her slutty friend the DC9. You know the two crazy, wild, out-of-control girls who drink too much at the party and can't handle the booze or attention. By far not one of the smartest and sexiest girls at school, but they dress trampy enough and just about guarantee to put out. One of the few girls who allow access through their back door. Just about every pilot at Delta has been inside her at least once. Perhaps a B rate actor in a low budget horror movie such as Megan Fox in Alligatorquake. Probably not the best of films, but guaranteed to have a topless/nude scene.
10-01-2013 | 12:07 PM
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10-01-2013 | 12:26 PM
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Funny, one of my Bro captains and I just had this same conversation. Only we decided the 120 is more like a rough 'n' ready cougar, like a Harley girl with that whisky-and-cigarettes raspy voice. On autopilot, and she doesn't do what's in the box, you have to give her the backhand and say, "No. You're going THIS way." Likes it a little rough.
Tho the 17-yr old comparison does apply to her wanting a lot of your attention. A real trim ho. Always wants your hands on her.
Tho the 17-yr old comparison does apply to her wanting a lot of your attention. A real trim ho. Always wants your hands on her.
you also fear her coming unglued in public.
10-01-2013 | 12:33 PM
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10-01-2013 | 01:08 PM
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For those interested, there is a 3 page FAQ about the Electronic Flight Bags on DeltaNet. Go to DeltaNet, then "Electronic Flight Bag" on the left (2nd down), then Electronic Flight Bag, then "Frequently Asked Questions".
It actually answers questions that we might have - not the standard "We're still working the details out."
It actually answers questions that we might have - not the standard "We're still working the details out."
10-01-2013 | 01:21 PM
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