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Old 01-16-2015, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Roadkill View Post
MY APOLOGIES to anyone I offended yesterday-- not my intent.
I clearly screwed up what was a light-hearted attempt at humor, to the point where some folks seriously thought I was advocating physical violence in the workplace and PMed me threatening my job. And several folks replied in the thread offended so clearly the post wasn't perceived as the satire/joke it was intended as-- my fault, sorry to have ruffled feathers and riled guys up.

It was intended to be a joking "that's a bad idea" post in an intentionally "over the top" tone, and I thought it would be obvious to all readers. The whole thing, as Bucking Bar alone apparently noticed, was a paraphrase from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail", where the Knights of Ni respond "over the top" and threaten to kill and eat the Sir Robin. Apparently not everyone is as conversant with the movie, as I thought "And should be beaten about the head and shoulders with a herring if not worse" would make everyone reading the post say "Oh, he was parodying Monty Python here", as it's the only place in history where anyone was ever threatened with death by being beaten with a herring (fish).

While I do have a serious opinion on allowing new changes to the swap board, that post wasn't intended to seriously convey it. Again, my sincere apologies for what was obviously a poorly executed joking post.
I got your joke, but then I own the movie and have seen it about 100 times.

My wife hates it, that's why I love to watch it. I hated the Notebook, that's her Get Even movie!

Speaking of which, American Sniper comes out today! I might make her watch that! (and then beat her with a herring!)
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
Are you sure?

That looks a lot like the Bone that Buzz used to fly, you can clearly see the bombay door on the side, and look closely, you can see the Afterburner, mounted on the tail.

And when did they remove two of the four engines?
The thing on the back is clearly a chemtrail dispenser made to look like an afterburner
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by qball View Post
The thing on the back is clearly a chemtrail dispenser made to look like an afterburner
SHHhhhh.... you know that's classified!

In fact, I think the mods should remove that picture, that whole project is classified!
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Roadkill View Post
MY APOLOGIES to anyone I offended yesterday-- not my intent.
I clearly screwed up what was a light-hearted attempt at humor, to the point where some folks seriously thought I was advocating physical violence in the workplace and PMed me threatening my job. And several folks replied in the thread offended so clearly the post wasn't perceived as the satire/joke it was intended as-- my fault, sorry to have ruffled feathers and riled guys up.

It was intended to be a joking "that's a bad idea" post in an intentionally "over the top" tone, and I thought it would be obvious to all readers. The whole thing, as Bucking Bar alone apparently noticed, was a paraphrase from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail", where the Knights of Ni respond "over the top" and threaten to kill and eat the Sir Robin. Apparently not everyone is as conversant with the movie, as I thought "And should be beaten about the head and shoulders with a herring if not worse" would make everyone reading the post say "Oh, he was parodying Monty Python here", as it's the only place in history where anyone was ever threatened with death by being beaten with a herring (fish).

While I do have a serious opinion on allowing new changes to the swap board, that post wasn't intended to seriously convey it. Again, my sincere apologies for what was obviously a poorly executed joking post.
I got your humor. I also thought it was funny how people went all "I'm offended!!" MSNBC style.
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeF16 View Post
I think that's a teenager MiG (replica) not an F-15 but that's ok, I can't tell a 767 from a 777 from an A330 . I can barely differentiate a 717 from an MD88 and don't even get into 737-X00 series differences.
I see lawn-dart drivers aren't any better than some of us from other communities at VID.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's an A-7 with the motor removed.
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoop View Post
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Mike,

You just fell for the longest running gag on this thread.

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Glad I could contribute in some way after all the questions I've asked. This has been an overall bummer of a week, so I'll wear this badge with pride.

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I see lawn-dart drivers aren't any better than some of us from other communities at VID.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's an A-7 with the motor removed.
Maybe, it looks like a swept back wing not a delta to me, but that could just be the angle of the picture. A frontal view would make it a lot easier to tell. Either that, or I'm still providing humor for the longest running gag in the thread.
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeF16 View Post
Glad I could contribute in some way after all the questions I've asked. This has been an overall bummer of a week, so I'll wear this badge with pride.
No luck in SEA or ATL on this AE?
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Roadkill View Post
MY APOLOGIES to anyone I offended yesterday-- not my intent.
I clearly screwed up what was a light-hearted attempt at humor, to the point where some folks seriously thought I was advocating physical violence in the workplace and PMed me threatening my job. And several folks replied in the thread offended so clearly the post wasn't perceived as the satire/joke it was intended as-- my fault, sorry to have ruffled feathers and riled guys up.

It was intended to be a joking "that's a bad idea" post in an intentionally "over the top" tone, and I thought it would be obvious to all readers. The whole thing, as Bucking Bar alone apparently noticed, was a paraphrase from Monty Python's "The Holy Grail", where the Knights of Ni respond "over the top" and threaten to kill and eat the Sir Robin. Apparently not everyone is as conversant with the movie, as I thought "And should be beaten about the head and shoulders with a herring if not worse" would make everyone reading the post say "Oh, he was parodying Monty Python here", as it's the only place in history where anyone was ever threatened with death by being beaten with a herring (fish).

While I do have a serious opinion on allowing new changes to the swap board, that post wasn't intended to seriously convey it. Again, my sincere apologies for what was obviously a poorly executed joking post.
You are not the only one I know of on here who has been threatened. Pretty sad that guys make real world threats over a few posts on a message board.
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by bohicagain View Post
No luck in SEA or ATL on this AE?
Wasn't in the cards for me.
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Old 01-16-2015, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DFW Refugee View Post
OK, my bad. I better understand/remember this drama. Thanks.

Now, IF the senior-->junior F/O wants to get nasty, he might develop an 'eye problem,' and he'd stay home, right? Wouldn't the ultra-senior F/O now fly, or would it go out to a W/S or reserve?

(No dog in the hunt, but the mechanics are interesting!)

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Call at 5 PM. Inform scheduler that this was an oe trip and you hate calling in sick but you just can't go. You're doing the honest thing... by the way did I mention it's a TOE trip? Yeah lucky you guys you don't have to buy anybody off the trip, you've already got a guy who wants it. In fact, he just picked it up.

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