Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 2002691)

Print this off and pass it around the bus:

Study: Your cat might actually want to kill you

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Originally Posted by nwaf16dude (Post 2003186)

It was announced officially on deltanet back in September. 11 757s coming out of retirement and being refurbed. The charters start next October. Search deltanet news for "NBA" and the story will come up.

Originally Posted by NuGuy (Post 2003231)

Long sleeves was always my "Master Caution".

Long sleeves WITH a "I do everything by the book" was a Master Warning.

Not saying everyone, but it was a very good predictor of solo dinners during the trip.

Nu

Originally Posted by Hank Kingsley (Post 2003259)

You may have flown with Capt. Gucci out of JFK, long sleeves, tailored uniforms from Milan. Face lift too. What a treat.

Originally Posted by maddogmax (Post 2003069)

Answer:

1. Very expensive

2. Fight benefits as a retiree are basically worthless unless you have
3 days to get somewhere.

Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 2003285)

No way a pilot would ever get a face-lift. A CEO, actor, trial attorney, a plastic surgeon? Sure. But we're way too cheap.

Maybe he just used good "product.":D

Originally Posted by dtwlandlord (Post 2003183)

Question about Delta Sky club and my nonrev mother: Will she be allowed to enter the club if she pays the $59 daily fee, and is nonreving on my benefits? I'm pretty sure she can, but I would hate to set her up with a 12 hour layover at JFK, just to have to sit in the concourse somewhere, like Tom Hanks.

Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 2003346)

In other news, why is my neighborhood being overrun with street urchins begging for alms tonight?

And a few small zombies and storm troopers.