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When I'm 75 years old, teaching ground school to the young pups(since I can't afford to retire because my pension was frozen back in the dark ages of aviation), they sure will look at me in awe and respect me because I flew the DC-9.

-New

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uh just got caught... the FTB deadhead iPhone positioned fail

"Um. Excuse me. May I have another blue dot, please?" :D

forgot to bid

05-20-2010 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by newKnow (Post 814758)

2500'? You mean FL 250, right? :D

No, 2500' :D

hoserpilot

05-20-2010 06:07 PM

The flight attendants told NewK that there was a noise coming from the window. Duh!!! It has a crack in it. Any captain can see that.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_eDS-ZR6ddoA/S_...ow%20crack.jpg

newKnow

05-20-2010 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hoserpilot (Post 814767)

The flight attendants told NewK that there was a noise coming from the window. Duh!!! It has a crack in it. Any captain can see that.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_eDS-ZR6ddoA/S_...ow%20crack.jpg

Ha! Return to the gate. :eek:

newKnow

05-20-2010 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 814766)

No, 2500' :D

One day, hopefully over a couple, I'll tell you a story about this old three holer captain I flew with. :D

Superpilot92

05-20-2010 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 814760)

uh just got caught... the FTB deadhead iPhone positioned fail

That's funny because I've been there done that lmao

acl65pilot

05-20-2010 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 814717)

ACP on the outer wall... this is a trick question, right?

HA HA! I didn't even notice!!

I'm going to ask my wife now if she is proud... she's sitting right next to me, I'm on vacation, we're watching non-tivo tv, let me slowly slowly glance over to see what she thinks... if I don't post again tonight, keep the dream alive!

No trick;
ACP-Audio Control Panel, not APC. :D

Lame joke. :rolleyes:

RoughLandings

05-20-2010 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 814754)

I've never seen 30 Rock, but Matt Damon is on and he's a pilot, as previously
mentioned, but I learned about Sky Law. Where the Captain turns on the fasten seat belt on and nobody is allowed to talk for 10 minutes.

Apparently if you walk briskly in a pilot's uniform you can go just about anywhere. Unless it is by the fat[fanny] on the moving walkway. It's not a ride folks!

80ktsClamp

05-20-2010 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RoughLandings (Post 814803)

Apparently if you walk briskly in a pilot's uniform you can go just about anywhere. Unless it is by the fat[fanny] on the moving walkway. It's not a ride folks!

I think I tailgate slow movers on the walkway worse than I do people talking on their cell phone and driving 55 in the fast lane on 285...

Superpilot92

05-20-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RoughLandings (Post 814803)

Apparently if you walk briskly in a pilot's uniform you can go just about anywhere. Unless it is by the fat[fanny] on the moving walkway. It's not a ride folks!

That's when you walk by close but leave the bag wide so you clip their ankles with the rogue flight case. Then quickly look at them and say sorry so as not to be blatent. Make sure to give them the crazy eye when you do it though, you know the one. it's the look newknow gives to the ILS when flying a single engine, cabin on fire, ILS down to mins.

They'll get the point ;)

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