Originally Posted by HardLemonade

I encourage EVERYONE to call the mobile CCI help desk...I'll even provide the phone number if you need it. The guy I talked to was a complete male genitalia. I get that he's probably receiving hundreds of phone calls about this issue...but dude. You sit behind a desk in an air conditioned room answering a phone.

Try flying 5 legs in a jet during the summer, dodging thunderstorms, getting ATC re-routes, holding, arguing with dispatch about fuel numbers, diverting...then topping it ALL OFF by landing on 17L, taking the Echo Sierra route from hell, almost running over a damn Coyote as it darts in front of your plane, only to come over the bridge and find out you're gate is occupied...so now you wait on the ground for an additional hour with a full bladder, mean while the B terminal ramp is an absolute zoo...your #1 pack is about ready to just call it quits...and all the passengers are acting like it's your fault.

In conclusion...the help desk guy can go to hell. Everyone flood his desk with phone calls. Please.

Originally Posted by HardLemonade

I encourage EVERYONE to call the mobile CCI help desk...I'll even provide the phone number if you need it. The guy I talked to was a complete male genitalia. I get that he's probably receiving hundreds of phone calls about this issue...but dude. You sit behind a desk in an air conditioned room answering a phone.

Try flying 5 legs in a jet during the summer, dodging thunderstorms, getting ATC re-routes, holding, arguing with dispatch about fuel numbers, diverting...then topping it ALL OFF by landing on 17L, taking the Echo Sierra route from hell, almost running over a damn Coyote as it darts in front of your plane, only to come over the bridge and find out you're gate is occupied...so now you wait on the ground for an additional hour with a full bladder, mean while the B terminal ramp is an absolute zoo...your #1 pack is about ready to just call it quits...and all the passengers are acting like it's your fault.

In conclusion...the help desk guy can go to hell. Everyone flood his desk with phone calls. Please.

Originally Posted by bigtime209

If only everyone could be as brave as you. He really hurt your feelings huh?

Originally Posted by HardLemonade

Super Brave, brah. Now if only some of us could have the sense of humor that some of you on this forum evidently have...life would be swell. I see we have a bunch of up tight Francis lady boys on here who couldn't spot a joke if it slapped them in the vagina.

But when you notice the daily cry fest that goes on around here it comes as no surprise.

Originally Posted by HardLemonade

Super Brave, brah. Now if only some of us could have the sense of humor that some of you on this forum evidently have...life would be swell. I see we have a bunch of up tight Francis lady boys on here who couldn't spot a joke if it slapped them in the vagina.

But when you notice the daily cry fest that goes on around here it comes as no surprise.

Originally Posted by ORDinary

Nobody on here is crying except you. If nobody got your "joke" it's your own fault.

Originally Posted by HardLemonade

Nobody on here cries more than you, I assure you. But I think you know that already...which is why you felt the need to go on the immediate defensive regarding my "crying" statement. Hit close to home, I see.

If nobody else at Envoy is as miserable as you..it's your own fault.

Originally Posted by ORDinary

Ha, I'm not miserable at all. I don't mind those days you described and I've never whined about doing my job like you just did in your epic tantrum over a phone call. Especially hilarious when you begged everyone to harass that guy because of your butthurt.

Originally Posted by HardLemonade

I try, and I fail miserably at throwing a trantrum even half as epic as your daily butthurts. Between here and Eagle Lounge you most definitely wear the whiny baby crown...no question there. Try as I may..one post won't de-throne you...

Epic tantrum is a registered trademark of chicken-little ORDinary. Please sir...throw some more fear grenades for us. You can't expect a fake account like rondong to do all your heavy lifting. Tell us about ORD closing again...please.