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Old 09-02-2018, 02:59 PM
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[MENTION=82435]CrispyBacon[/MENTION], aren’t you the guy who seriously suggested people live on and raise a family with $2250 a month for all expenses?
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Old 09-02-2018, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Hrkdrivr
"Men" in the terminal who cannot/won't pee at a urinal, use a stall instead, and pee on the seat.

With you on peeing on the seat, but ... My first preference is a urinal, but if I walk into a bathroom and there's a waiting line (and there often is) I'm not standing in line for a urinal to open up if there's an empty stall.
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Old 09-02-2018, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by A Squared
With you on peeing on the seat, but ... My first preference is a urinal, but if I walk into a bathroom and there's a waiting line (and there often is) I'm not standing in line for a urinal to open up if there's an empty stall.
I get the desire not to wait when one has a weak prostate....but one need not leave half of his bladder contents on the seat.

Especially in ORD. Will short out the fancy plastic crapper seat cover roller thing.
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Old 09-02-2018, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by RI830
Will short out the fancy plastic crapper seat cover roller thing.
https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/gw0VZNH

Since you brought it up
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Old 09-03-2018, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by A Squared
With you on peeing on the seat, but ... My first preference is a urinal, but if I walk into a bathroom and there's a waiting line (and there often is) I'm not standing in line for a urinal to open up if there's an empty stall.
I'm not touching the seat but I will use my toe to raise it up before I spray.
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Old 09-03-2018, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rickair7777
I'm not touching the seat but I will use my toe to raise it up before I spray.
I will always take the side of the sole of my shoe under the seat and slowly lift it before spraying. Great control, good balance check.

If I need to lower it for deposition of solid material, I use toilet paper in my hand to lower it. If their are seat covers I use them. If not, toilet paper serves the purpose.

Not a big deal in either case.
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Old 09-03-2018, 08:33 AM
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Only on a pilot forum can you find the intricacies of toilet etiquette and proper toilet lid procedures
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Old 09-03-2018, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Only on a pilot forum can you find the intricacies of toilet etiquette and proper toilet lid procedures
I was thinking that same thing!
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Old 09-03-2018, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Only on a pilot forum can you find the intricacies of toilet etiquette and proper toilet lid procedures
That settles it. I'm through getting a drink of water there.
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Old 09-03-2018, 02:59 PM
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Saying goodbye to the pax today and one of our passengers wants to have a conversation. She gets up close and personal and her introduction: “sorry, I caught this in Spain...”
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