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Old 07-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
I nominate a tsa agent in JFK that was having trouble communicating with a Korean woman. Said tsa agent decides to pull our Asian American flight attendant over so she could communicate with her. "yo, Yo. I can't talk to this lady, you speak asian right? Can you talk Asian to her for me?"

Our FA was born in ny and spoke only English.
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Old 07-02-2012, 04:55 AM
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Does Peter work for TSA?

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Old 07-02-2012, 05:32 AM
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I would have responded, "I'm sorry...... my pet cricket has restless leg syndrome......."

0.5% of airline pilots would have gotten the reference.
Ehh, it was a long 4 day and I was flying with Micromanage Mike.....pretty sure making any comment on guard would've had him putting in an ASAP.

Maybe jack off is too strong of a word, but after hearing it continuously on multiple legs jack off comes to mind.

Recycling should be for paper, plastics, and cans only, please discard your jokes in the appropriate receptacle when done.

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Being sensitive and getting offended too easily = Tool

Wait....did I just call myself a tool.
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:16 AM
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I don't tip van drivers. I always try and load and unload my own bag. Now, if I request a ride to restaurant, movie theatre ect... Then I drop'em a tip.

You realize most of their income is from tips right? I hope you're joking...
Sorry, I agree with Luv2Rotate. I try to always load/unload my own bag. I'll tip for good service, but I will not tip for a societal expectation of automatic tipping for nothing.

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Old 07-02-2012, 08:17 AM
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chucknorris View Post
I nominate a tsa agent in JFK that was having trouble communicating with a Korean woman. Said tsa agent decides to pull our Asian American flight attendant over so she could communicate with her. "yo, Yo. I can't talk to this lady, you speak asian right? Can you talk Asian to her for me?"

Our FA was born in ny and spoke only English.
LOL-hilarious. if she were quick, she would have said, "Sorry, I don't speak Ebonics."
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by ShyGuy View Post
Sorry, I agree with Luv2Rotate. I try to always load/unload my own bag. I'll tip for good service, but I will not tip for a societal expectation of automatic tipping for nothing.

Steve Buscemi said it best.......... Reservoir Dogs - Tipping Scene - YouTube
I'm sorry guys, but I typically always tip unless the driver is specifically obnoxious or rude.

The drivers are typically always on time before each of our departures in the morning and at the end of our last leg in the evening. The drivers are typically always willing to put my bags in the back and some even goes as far as setting up the handle and putting the carry-on on it's latch.

The way I see it these drivers are working later and earlier than us on any given day at much less the pay. I don't pretend to understand their circumstances since it's not my business, but I'll be happy to toss a driver a tip one way or another.

It's entirely up to each of you, but I'd give these guys a break.
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
If you're just following the bars, you're doing it wrong. They are suggestions, not directions!

That was actually the one major bone I had to pick with the most recent training program I went through. They said if the FD is on, you strictly follow it. Not good.. not good at all. Scan first, then look at the bars, they should verify what you want to do.
I just want to know how true that MEM near ditching story is in the "Are you Thrustworthy Pilot?" article.
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:39 PM
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Holy ****. Do you really think I beat the crap out of a cat. Take a joke. Were you abused/still abused(if so, you're an exception to the rule of no one deserves it). You must be a "I do things by the book" type of guy
LOL!

That whole interaction had me laughing out loud in public....

BTW: May I suggest that everyone read this thread backwards...starting from the last page and making your way back.

It is hilarious
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Old 07-03-2012, 04:28 AM
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I'm sorry guys, but I typically always tip unless the driver is specifically obnoxious or rude.

The drivers are typically always on time before each of our departures in the morning and at the end of our last leg in the evening. The drivers are typically always willing to put my bags in the back and some even goes as far as setting up the handle and putting the carry-on on it's latch.

The way I see it these drivers are working later and earlier than us on any given day at much less the pay. I don't pretend to understand their circumstances since it's not my business, but I'll be happy to toss a driver a tip one way or another.

It's entirely up to each of you, but I'd give these guys a break.
It's simple for me. On time = tip. Not on time = no tip.

I understand things happen multiple pick ups, traffic ect... But, if the driver has us waiting for 20+mins without an "I'm sorry" that's not just late, its also rude.
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