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Old 04-24-2015, 06:03 AM
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To the SWA pilot at Charlie N Jakes in Melbourne, FL. Listen. We know you're a pilot for SWA. The cute waitresses do too. So please keep it down next time. Your golf buddies didn't seem to care. They were also embarrassed by your loud. "I'm a pilot" antics and how cringing when you stated how well you land 737's.
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Old 04-24-2015, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ysslah View Post
I love crossbreeding!
Sh!t My bad. Didn't have my cheaters on.

But I am sure most knew what I meant.
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Old 04-24-2015, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Learflyer View Post
To the SWA pilot at Charlie N Jakes in Melbourne, FL. Listen. We know you're a pilot for SWA. The cute waitresses do too. So please keep it down next time. Your golf buddies didn't seem to care. They were also embarrassed by your loud. "I'm a pilot" antics and how cringing when you stated how well you land 737's.
Oh my..tool alert!!!
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Old 04-24-2015, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain Nemo View Post
Oh my..tool alert!!!
Dude is a regular there too.
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Old 05-13-2015, 07:19 AM
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Had to bring this one into the fold. From a Skywest (I think) captain when bashing FOs in the regional thread about the wheels falling off RAH:
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That's because there are plenty of you Germanwings types out there to make us nervous. Yes, that's right, you aren't as hot as you think. Your job is to provide the PIC with info and whatever he wants, when he wants it.
"Sharing" the decision making process is a joke of the first magnitude, there is one decision maker in every airplane. So for every "three stripe" snot nose out there there is a "geezer" carrying the heavy load. You ever wonder why those "army of one" "geezers" won't let you "share in the decision making process"?
Look in the mirror.
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Old 05-13-2015, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Learflyer View Post
To the SWA pilot at Charlie N Jakes in Melbourne, FL. Listen. We know you're a pilot for SWA. The cute waitresses do too. So please keep it down next time. Your golf buddies didn't seem to care. They were also embarrassed by your loud. "I'm a pilot" antics and how cringing when you stated how well you land 737's.
Ask him what squadron he's from. GAURANTEED he's ex-AF.
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Old 05-13-2015, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER View Post
Ask him what squadron he's from. GAURANTEED he's ex-AF.
Is he also a legend in his own mind?
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Old 05-13-2015, 11:16 AM
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The UPS guy over in ICN...taking a bus from the hotel to the Itaewon area.
On a 15 min ride, this guy must have let everybody in the back of the bus know that he was a Capt on this, that and the other at least 30 times on such a short ride. Not sure if he was trying to impress his co-pilots or just annoy everyone on the bus.
When we got off the bus we made sure we went the opposite direction as "that guy".
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Old 05-14-2015, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by FaceBiten View Post
Had to bring this one into the fold. From a Skywest (I think) captain when bashing FOs in the regional thread about the wheels falling off RAH:

Based on his past posts, I'm pretty sure he's being facetious. Trolling, stirring the pot, if you will.


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Old 05-14-2015, 10:50 AM
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Noooooo!! Food Babe's good looking and so so soooooooo stupid. She is going to make some man very, very unhappy one day.

When your body is in the air, at a seriously high altitude, your body under goes some serious pressure. Just think about it Ė Airplanes thrive in places we donít. You are traveling in a pressurized cabin, and when your body is pressurized, it gets really compressed!
There is a lot of stuff that is "almost" right and her advice isn't too far off the mark but wow, she is the poster-child for mandatory high school education.
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